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Fun 4 player games on steamsteam games for preschoolers DESTROY ALL HUMANS! 2 - REPROBED game Music comrade agents thank you for coming heres what we know so far 10 years ago the united states government covered up an invasion by an alien race known as furons the primary agent was this hero cryptosporidium137 dangerous unpredictable loud deceased so what is being problem a problem is that neurons can clone themselves and pose convincingly as human and theyve used these abilities to put cryptosporidium 138 into the white house and the american people are not noticing right pull the other one even worse this new crypto cloud contains pure neuron dna harvested from human brains by orthodox 13 mastermind of the invasion he also bears a mysterious new mutation referred to only as the package these aliens pose a dire threat to the soviet union comrades and so must be destroyed as we speak president clinton is in bay city attending a new cultural festival and orthopax conducting experiments in the furon mother shield Music savages theres only one way to eat with such men Music revolution oh that cant be good greetings comrade you expect me to beg human no little furon i expect you to die mind uh Music too bad for you Music come in crypto are you receiving the mothership has been destroyed you must come to my aid immediately follow the distressed beacon to my location crypto these kgb agents are trying to freakize my motherboard hurry up um look what Music crypto the mothership has somehow been destroyed and ive been blown to smithereens luckily i was able to download a copy of my exquisite mind into this hollow box unit just before the ship exploded gee that is lucky virtual pox huh kinda constricting aint it well vegas cant be choosers i need to bring in some big guns i know where i can get my hands on some i did manage to jettison some data cores before the mothership was hit you might be able to recover some weapons from them if you can find any but it certainly wont be easy okay so where are the data cores just it they could have entered the atmosphere at any time in any place and therefore landed anywhere on the planet ive managed to locate only one it was ejected after my hullpox unit so it landed quite nearby whats a data core you never studied did you a datacore is a device used for storing weapons or other furon technology the outer casing is extremely dense and should have easily survived the fall to earth the only real trick will be finding i didnt bring any with me figured uh heavy artillery aint exactly the smoothest way to charm the genes off a pacifist hippie chick oh i knew it i knew your unnatural interest in humans would bring us nothing but trouble whoa whoa whoa youre harsh in my buzz mellow out proxy easy for you to say you werent blown to pieces just seconds before restoring your own genitalia well i guess theres nothing left to do but scout the area and find that data core uh so uh oh if only you had some way to get it like oh i dont know jet pack Music foreign uh Music as well uh Music Music those soviets are going to be a bigger heading than i thought come and see me when you finished whatever it is youre doing i may have a plan Music i am not one embarrassment to your people oh Music now get back here we have much to discuss and by discuss i mean i have your new orders Music i dont understand it we blew that alien spacecraft out of the sky and yet the shriveled geriatric ones somehow survived this chaupas must be harder to kill than we thought i spit on them nonetheless inform the kremlin we shall proceed with the operation as planned tell them we need as much revelations they can ship as quickly as they can ship it the agent orange and our american distributor he suspects nothing in fact he seemed quite enthusiastic about the whole idea he thinks hell be spreading revolution in a paper cup and so he will but not i think the sort he expects idealists they spit on them stalin he understood ideas may start revolutions but guns and gulags finish them well no matter soon the citizens of bay city will be embarking on a very bad trip Music uh-huh Laughter Music jeez box my heads still spinning what the hell is going on around here why are those ruskies gunning for us frankly im more concerned with how the kgb managed such a successful twin strike theyre not usually so organized we need to find them crypto before they spring any more surprises okay so what i just start knocking on doors and doing the slice and dice you do not the kgb are hardly likely to hang around if you just start indiscriminately blowing away humans yeah well i was just brainstorming well stop ive done a little research in the criminal files of the local constabulary apparently theres one informant in main city who always knows whats going down on the streets they call him the freak the freak huh yeah ive heard about him cats got connections all over town hes kind of a burnout though from what i hear he doesnt even need drugs anymore he lives in his own personal mental lava lamp but if any of those stinky monkeys knows what the kgb are up to i bet he does and i suggest you locate him and find out what he knows all right enough chit-chat im off to find her little hippie friend the freak hmm Music Applause roger that stand down Music the freak is supplying the whole damn comm unit to park and yet he still cant get any action what a loser freak went probably up on the hill doing his mountaintop hermit routine weirdo now im really seeing things just another psychotic responding sir youre not getting away that easy punk god i am hey there uh moon doggy im looking for a dude with his ear to the street the kids call him the freak you found him but im all tapped out man the heats coming down on me you know try me next week well what i need is information what do you know about the ivans in the cheap suits who crashed our party you mean those kgb cats yeah those dudes are straight all right they make jack lord look like abby hoffman only they didnt crash man they were invited Music who invited the kgb to uh harsh our buzz from what i hear it was that cat who leads the commune i dont know his real name but he calls himself coyote bomb water which is pretty righteous supposedly hes like this master of tantric meditation and spiritual healing oh i know his cat got the chicks eaten out of his hookah okay you piqued my interest where do i find coyote bong water well from what i hear hes kind of paranoid doesnt hang out at the park for long i heard hes got a pad someplace but i dont know where what i do know is hes cutting into my livelihood dudes been handing out this new turn on a drink like in a in a can he calls it revelate think that a if you want him that youre in find some revelation youll probably find coyote bong water whats in this revelate stuff he claims its like an all-natural elixir that enhances your cosmic awareness or something bondwater says its the first shot in the global revolution against the man great great like the monkeys arent revolting enough already thanks freak i gotta go find coyote bong water i cant believe i just said that Music thats just Music Music and next week well start one-on-one shakti tutoring ill be giving each of you private hands-on instruction in creonis potty the highest state of tantric arousal these sessions can run 10 hours so eat a good breakfast thats it for today remember wherever you go ill be there the shine in your japan the sparkle in your china foreign goddamn flashbacks yes again sunshine nice little setup guns cheap russian booze teenage bra burning hippie chicks man after my own heart if i had one then join us were about to free the people of the city soon theyll see the truth and embrace our beautiful new utopia the bay city super organic communal collective and compost farm are you with us man am i with you dude youre bogarting the brain stems im gonna have to kill you kill me run along comrade my men can handle these Music passive best what a truck get him out of here now uh them Music uh theres something oh my god its alby jam hows it hanging freak uh listen i need a little more info all right but worry it up will ya youre making me nervous Music heres the thing i found bong water but he got away before i could ice him whoa i dont know man you didnt tell me you were gonna get violent you didnt ask smart hippie okay okay maybe ive heard some things hes gone underground and come up with a new plan to distribute his revelrade Music pray whats that wacko up do now get this somehow he got his hands on a whole bunch of blimps blimps whats he gonna do start a tire company its not whats on the outside man its whats on the inside yes hes gonna just the whole city with revelate wow thats so wild it might just work well ill tell you this pong waters been drinking his own revelate if he thinks his schemes gonna work whatever hey you coming to jades party what no im gonna blow up bongwaters blimps full of rivoli didnt you hear me easy man what am i doing talking to this creep pox we got a situation here bong water must be drinking his own product the freak says hes planning to fumigate bay city with giant blimps full of revelate gas great galaxies thats so moronic it just might work so lets get flying huh im itching for some serious payback not so fast my ultra violent minion my scan of the engine core has revealed some critical damage ah crap the good news is ancient furon landing beacons were left here eons ago during the war with the martians if you can find and activate one of those beacons youll be able to summon your saucer neat trick and then i kick a little monkey ass hey whats that sound chakra points you look taller than the tree somebody there yeah what the whos that jones crazy jerry whats up of electricity attend the holy syllables of the great ark voodoo Music activated Music so so good work getting the saucer here crypto no sweat it needs to be aired out every 5 000 parsecs or so it appears the saucer took a hit or twelve on the way here no no no dont say it im afraid we cant possibly take off until the engine is repaired ah man luckily ive detected more data calls from the mothership nearby containing repair parts you can use to get the saucer up and fly once youre in the air you can blow up splits to your heart gotcha ill snatch up those repair pods and swing back to the saucer oh yeah its painted the creek hey does that belong to you i didnt think so you just crossed the thin blue line Music Music is that yours then put it back callaghan Music whos there dont move a muscle thats not your property somebody call my wife Music Music Music right on time to boogie Music just in time crypto bomb water has launched his blimps at the city you must stop them from polluting the air with revelation Music oh Music here we go crypto the blimps have entered the city oh its on ill be monitoring the level of revelation in the atmosphere but you better destroy those flips of unmotivated degenerates sitting in front of their tv streets twiddling look alive crypto here comes another wave of those infernal clears Music another squadron of bibs is closing on your position oh i cant watch theyve got moodle i have no eyes Music now that weve handled the revelation we need to take out the supplier go talk to the freak and find out where bong waters hiding Music dont make me come back there stop little green hook Music Music uh oh Music dont screw with me jerry theres something happening here Music you all right man Music just tell me where bong water is so i can whack him and get back to making hot monkey love when youre packing a new ferrari you dont want it gathering dust in the garage you know what im saying not really and bong water what can i say man nobodys seen the dude well nobody set prudence i guess whos prudence uh his insurance broker ah dear prudence no shes bonewaters new protege kind of a revolutionista in training anybody knows where bong waters at itd be prudence it sounds like a real firecracker maybe i should introduce myself all right im off to introduce myself to prudence see if i can convince her to give up bong water chakra please what whats the buzz tell me when i see that im just glad i live in a country where pacifists get the ass kicking they deserve berkeley free time space dude flashbacks whats up tiger lily Music guess i better take it easy on those hippies at the park last thing i need is prudence kings rich publisher daddy calling up the chief and chewing my ass out Music i love you and the king and i hey bad trip man bad thats totally trip brothers and sisters children of the revolution this is the dawning of the age of aquariums my name is prudence kane like me many of you joined the american liberation front as a way of getting back at your rich suburban parents for subjecting you to an adolescent of obscene luxury look princess we aint here for the opening act wheres coyote bong water sadly our leader coyote bongwater cannot be with us today because he is setting in motion a grand design to transform this entire city into a counter-cultural utopia bay city is about to become one big happy commune suck on that daddy all right so whats bong water up to this time so how can coyote bong water possibly free the minds of a whole city the same way he freed our minds with revelate how did i know that was coming revelate uh i heard that stuff will give you a limp linguine lip linguini wiltshire vine tames your tiger chops down your magic beanstalk what a park full of potheads and youre telling me nobody heres ever had erectile dysfunction last time i open up to you people revelate sounds yummy to the tummy so where do i get me some thats the best part our brothers and sisters are about to deliver the final batch of revelation to our leader coyote bongwater hes gonna pour it into the bay soon the masses are gonna be begging us to lead them in revolution those revelate trucks could be a serious pain in my ass and i havent blown anything up for at least 10 like a minutes transforming robot theres more to this that meets the eye this river isnt a coincidence its an attack take out those trucks immediately Music Music dude yes can i help you its that howard kid from the karma might run over you ever heard of this thing ugh Music Music knock it off now by analyzing their route ive determined that their destination for water must be over there somewhere Music damn lift this Music very crypto fascists Music chanting in the underpass under the hill i gotta lay off the cheese puffs you look taller so Music Music nows my chance to nail that sleazy weasel Music sid barrett was right up for everybody Music everythings cool oh oh Music and youre part of the problem let me take you down agent orange off come in i failed youll have to start the revolution without me yet yet a city is useless to us now i mean have you seen these people they make the students in prague look like a meeting of the politburo we shall destroy this degenerate city and return to the soviet union with the spacecraft fragments we have managed to retrieve but what about freeing america from the tyranny of capitalist consumerism do not despair comrade the party will long remember your efforts to your deck at the nation you shall not have died in vain foreign no no i wanted to save america not destroy it oh man what have i done excuse me sometimes its kinder just to put them down to develop a chemical that destroys fuel on dna how would they even Music uh i think im gonna Music Music i guess i had to destroy my mind in order to save it come on Music somebody there Music wow so our furon god is buried in effigy all over earth who to thunk ah yes ark foodle of the sacred crotch prodigious in size legend in potency and stamina you put me in mind of him clinton with your new clones pure furon dna and restored genitalia yes you are the spitting image of oh god go nuts the prophecy what what prophecy it foretells the coming of a savior who will reassert the sexual dominance of the furon race shes written in the holy book of pudenda i know a son of ark foodle shall rise newly born to prepare ye for that day when ark foodle shall come again wait a minute it sounds incredible i know but crypto what if its true what if youre no one hmm i did take a red pill this morning okay just for the sake of argument lets say youre right how the hell am i supposed to bring about the second coming of arkhvoodle the scriptures say ark foodle will return when enough seekers believe in him again you mean like tinkerbell is something like that but crypto this is ideal humanity is desperate to reconnect the physical and spiritual all thats needed is for you to spread the good pickup line of hog food theyre bound to follow you you want me to start a cult hmm religion is the opiate of the masses i like it but how do i do it well humans tend to sublimate their individuality into tribal units bound by social and political commonality such groups are full of darphile sheep ripe for conversion to the way of the sacred crotch hail ark voodle time to get religious hallelujah before you do it would be wise to go and seek the blessing of our himself what you mean one of those statues with a pigeon crap on it precisely seek the blessing of our poodle and your coats will prosper if you say so but im gonna feel like a putts Music dont screw with me jack hey whats that sound little green figments Music the glory of our poodle grows from the highest state of chaotic ficundity when the ring term growing and the populations nerves are frayed then shall the ground be fit to Music down Music i am Music guys your mind this is hard enough as it is i always wanted to be able to do that Music oh take the sacred crotch to the masses Music is it the pigs bad trip you want a piece of this action how about an autograph Music whats the budget can i help you whats that Music weve got those kgb agents now crypto finally my gun was getting lonely man i hate those guys and i didnt think it was possible for anyone to wear worse suits and majestic so what you got on those sneaky monkeys bong waters last transmission betrayed the location of the kgb base of operations theyre working from an abandoned prison island in the middle of the bay prison island the kg beer holed up in australia no humans have many prison islands apparently its one area in which they are highly evolved the locals refer to this one simply as the rock okay then time to put the kgb between the rock and my hard place gotcha ill blast that island back into the ocean with the rest of the slime eat for it that agent orangeoff told bongwater they were going to destroy the entire city somehow youd best scout the island first and find out what they have planned Music all right im going in to get a piece of the rock my scans of bay city indicate the warmth as the best area from which to launch your invasion of the island Music oh oh Music my patience is at an end goes pudding im shaking in my booties you guys make americans look clever finance the workers revolution is inevitable right you dont really know much about capitalism do you hide i know corrupt corporations fatten themselves off the toilet of the american worker even as they pull the strings of the american government exactly you cant beat that kind of muscle not even with nuclear time bombs hidden all over bay city Music whoa ive had wet dreams that werent this good come lad destroy these documents before he finds out where the bombs are hidden damn it we need bay city hey ruski give me those docks kill the soviet agent and get that dossier joe we need to know where those nukes are Music ah is Music Music Music eh get hold of yourself Music so that we may learn the location of the nuclear bombs it is written in the book of divine fabrications that the great god of the sacred crotch was not made and cannot be unmade arc moodle is always was and always will be and for once they got it right fire it my idol with your disintegrator array ill show you Music nonetheless thanks for playing Music oh Music come with me Music oh Music just one nuke left dont slack off now hurry up crypto those nukes arent going to wait Music Music thats the last of the nukes now destroy the kgb based on the rock while i stand attacking Music oh well done crypto however ive reviewed the dossier and discovered something disturbing american Music those documents you recovered in bay city were most informative it seems the soviet spy master agent oran chav is at large somewhere in this very city well he aint here for the weather thats for damn sure so those documents say where i might find our little buddy orange off according to the documents hes established a secret base somewhere underground yeah i bet hes big into underground movements oh youre good that was very good have you ever thought about doing stand-up pay attention secret base underground well that shouldnt be too tough to scan the city while we were flying in yes but its useless the city is riddled with tunnels pipes and excavations galore its like a damp moldy sponge built on top of noxious swiss cheese vivid so what do we do i suppose youll have to swallow your pride and ask one of the natives ah not again i hate reading human minds theyre so simplistic like reading a papa book okay locate the tunnels infiltrate them and find agent orange off then squeeze hard indeed happy spelunking so the old hyde park tunnel club basement really was an old tunnel thats imagination for you whos that look what pious sin that the bitties of the bridge club think if they saw me sneaking off to those tunnel happenings oh its all happening this looks like the entrance to their subterranean lair all right get in there and start splunking show yourself cease movement immediately oh all men are in trouble Music i apologize in it once oh huh ah Music at last the infamous agent orange job look ivan im kinda in a hurry and between you and me i just as soon save the ammo so what do you say we skip the kalinka dance and you tell me what i want to know Music okay Music not what i was expecting but if you think turning yourself into some kind of mutant freak is gonna stop me beating the answers out of you you got another thing coming Music up Music so Music wow Music well Music Music Music wow Music Music what Music yes Music Music be careful crypto this chamber is emitting high levels of radiation just a quick peek inside eh id hate to see you irradiate yourself back to gender neutrality Music Music Music so oh Music hmm oh Music Music hmm chicken kiev what the hell was in those cans revelate cant do that well done mr president well done indeed Music do i know you teabag no sir but i know you forgive me it seemed best simply to stand clear and give you room to do what you do so well these soviets are rather slippery fish yes very slippery indeed but they do crack Music if you follow me mr president i can promise you answers in abundance shall we Music all security doors have unlocked attention possible intruder and green 20. defense contingency Music lost my fix oh Music oh Music ouch Music Music oh Music is Music oh Applause Music oh glorious purification Music oh i wonder if we might have a little chat now mr president yeah sure what the hey wait a second mr president i aint in my presidential disguise how do you know who i am they dont call it british intelligence for nothing oh boy okay you got my attention who the hell are you reginald ponsonby smythe at your service and her majesties although in her case the service is secret im with m16 the foreign intelligence agency whats with the suit somebody die in this line of work somebody always does besides just because im a civil servant doesnt mean i have to dress like one hey arent you a little overdressed as oscar wilde once said one should either be a work of art or wear a work of art and this suit is exquisite dont you think if you say so im uh more the wash and wear mylar type okay so i im starting to get a little ticked off here these bastards blow up my mothership kill my boss screw up my pension plan and just when i track one of them down he turns into some kind of super powered freakazoid mozzarella monster i sympathize to be frank said we appear to be fighting a common enemy might it not be the better part of valor to join forces and pool our information ah i seem to be late for a previous engagement its been a pleasure mr cryptosporidium do feel free to drop by at your leisure i think youll find we have some mutual interests excellent excellent ill expect you for lunch then splendid must-dash Music you have my attention iran what shaking ponzi this aint just a social call is it im afraid not im relieved to see you sir the soviets appear to be up to some mischief what kind of mischief are we talking about because if she says shes 18 you cant just call her a liar no no the soviet ambassador is throwing a party for the opening of an exhibit of russian modern art frankly its making me a bit nervous a number of albions vips are in attendance you know im starting to worry about chiponzi youre getting a twitch what exactly is it youre scareds gonna happen i dont know thats whats worrying me mainly im worried about all those vips mps captains of industry all gathered in one place its a disaster waiting to happen thank god i managed to dissuade her majesty from attending that could have been a real cluster of um ouch my virgin ears so what you want me to get over there rough the ambassador up a little dear lord no i just need you to mingle with the crowd and check it out incognito as it were okay ill get a disguise wouldnt want my pretty mug to ruin anybodys appetite so modern art huh jackson pollock peas on a canvas and sells it for 50 grand i dont get it oh youre serious well i suppose it takes something of an educated eye to make sense of it educated eye what a croc i dont need a masters in art history to know what i like no no of course not but as modern artists become more abstracted it helps to understand the conceptual framework the artist had in mind you realize the players in the kitchen making nachos at this point right well you did that whole blue rider thing in the first game i just thought perhaps i know i know lead balloon city what are you gonna do dokie smokey ill go grab a disguise and mingle with the in crowd excellent ill stay in radio contact in case you need me we dont want to provoke but in the meantime lets get a closer look at this exhibit what could look at the size of that thing its big enough to hide a nuclear warhead in well have to act quickly but first we must evacuate the vips someones getting a bit big for his britches i may need another pair of knickers i suppose i fear i may have had a little accident if i must oh the indignity menace get away from me youre not quite right are you youre possessing yourself is it the old bill i guess or worse smash it open i must see whats inside Music so Music hmm shoot the humans all you want spaceman but youre only treating a symbol you want to get the disease you have to shoot the spores lets traviata hard whats that watch where youre going save me they are in our very midst thanks cupcake always nice to meet a chick who can handle her guns you got a name the name is natalia im here to help you spaceman or do you prefer mr president mister what the does everybody on this dismal freaking island know who i am da pretty much at least everyone in my line of work oh so you work for pawns in me yet although after this little incident i may have to ask him for a job i worked for the comatet gosu darst fenoy bezu peznosti why you make pasta im a secret agent with the kgb the kgb are you yanking me oh for crying out loud youre not gonna try to assassinate me arya cause im a little winded i could use a second dont be ridiculous the fact is im not very popular in moscow at the moment im as patriotic as the next coldly beautiful russian female but somethings changed in the kremlin its hard to put a finger on all i know is i cant just stand by and follow orders anymore i guess you could say ive gone rogue so youre a secret agent huh cause i a package that needs delivering your eyes only dig i have three knives hidden on my body and im blindingly lethal with all of them now concentrate oh i think im in love hmm what the hell do you think was in those statues hard to say its listed in official documents as ghost native sounds tasty it loosely translates as either an incredibly lethal biological weapon or equals illegal performance enhancer for the soviet olympic team depending on the context why the hell would you turn your back on your own species to hook up with an alien invader from outer space first we are not hooking up and second why would i trust a furon over a kgb apparatchik because everythings gone bizumi the bullet boro spitting out orders that dont make any sense my colleagues transforming into irradiated monsters all hell is breaking loose somethings happening something very very wrong and i think im the only person on earth who knows it but not anymore ayto varesh so what is it some kind of mutagen because i dont know what mutants are supposed to look like but actually no its a spore it infects a host through inhalation or skin contact but after a brief incubation period it seems to set about genetically rebuilding the victim into something not human you think somebody engineered it for the purpose you have a better explanation im just trying to put all the pieces together at first i thought it was being made here but now i am not so sure Music the schedules been moved up theyre about to shower these abominable spores all over the city you take the hyde park infestation ill handle the ones in soho and spaceman good hunting shes right you must hurry to hype locations were four similar statues in hyde park these should be your first portal hurry and eliminate them secret service Music um oh dear god they headed for parliament stop them cryptosporidium Music the toilet paper shelf at room stores Music Music i expect the constabulary will be arriving shortly to investigate you did well spaceman ill be in touch Music hmm yes Music hiya hot stuff sorry to keep you waiting so whats the buzz baby tell me whats happening im so glad you asked baby i have to make my contact agent sergey he says hes got vital information for me unfortunately he fears they may be on to him so he and i cant be seen together and i should care because im not exactly kgb employee of the month crypto they may well have a hit squad out looking for me before i make contact with sergey anyone on my tail must be shaken or eliminated oh ill stick to your tail all right i figured although you do stand out in a crowd better gets a disguise oh man sohos like on the other side of the river and stuff its a hell of a long way from here how about we take a cab ill pay yet not enough maneuverability in case of trouble come on crypto itll be fun besides how often does a girl invite you out on a date to destroy some humans they duh dont get greedy about this hit squad in my experience kgb men arent exactly subtle but this aint russia do they really think ponzin be let them start a war in the streets you might be surprised reginald doesnt shy away from inter-agency scuffles hes had a price on my head for years reginald wait a minute are you telling me both sides are gonna be trying to kill us da pretty much this inside man of yours whats he found thats worth risking his life to get to you sergey feels as i do that someone or something has perverted the kgb and even the soviet government and people who ask why have had a troubling tendency to disappear soviet dissidents disappearing youre right that is weird look can you really trust this guy sergey i mean how do we know hes not playing both sides i trust him implicitly sergey and i we have a history look not that i wouldnt love to ride your tail to soho but i just dont get why you need me to play bodyguard have you any idea how many kgb agents there are in albion right now all because of you given all the heat youve brought down on my investigation its the least you can do so lets say i help you out whats in it for me aside from your bewitching company of course a piece of your mothership sergey has agreed to procure it for you in exchange for your help in this matter how does that sound like a gas although i would have done it for your company lets go stay with me spaceman youre not here for sightseeing look short kgb agents dead ahead forget these mood lawns lets keep moving do it weve been spotted get a little crystal what did we have Applause Music uh Music Music where the hell are you Applause Music Applause from Music take it Music taking a bit of a beating here Music Music someone call the authorities rocky coming through oh oh wonderful now ponson these men are here food im putting you out of my keep them open were nearly there Music Music youre such a gentleman krato walking me to my car your car oh wait a minute well what about your pal sergey you said he was meeting us here oh no sergeys in canal side i just needed to be certain wed shaken off any kgb tales but the curse looks clear this would be an excellent time to call your saucer my saucer you didnt say anything about my saucer what do you need that for you wont be able to keep up with me on foot once i start driving silly besides the kgb will surely bring out their heavy artillery soon so you may want to even the odds with a little air support you understand dont you yeah i get it you just want me for my saucer and your bewitching company what about what i was after its been arranged a piece of your spaceship has been hidden nearby here are the coordinates okay okay just give me a second to get it here thank you tovaresh ill wait for you to take off Music is for your life its b thousand Music uh Music blimey whats that two can play at that game ive got you now old chump im always there curiosity is right please back me up Applause Music lets get out of here Music keep coming Music there for me Music oh Music right Music uh Music Music so thats her contact smarmy looking bastard damn it crypto focus shes just a chick a human chick you barely know her a hideous repulsive human chick who smells really good no no focus damn it Music i found what i was after just thought id say goodbye i might not see you for a while good hunting space man and try not to get yourself killed good hunting space man hmm Music please um Music in action oh space leprechaun oh Music this better be good i was this close to second base with princess margaret i appreciate you coming on such short notice sir this is of the greatest importance take it easy pal i dont know cpr and and i aint giving you mouth-to-mouth deep breaths okay yes nice deep breaths excellent idea ah i feel much more centered now thank you what was so so sleepy you ill lower life forms when will they ever learn ah my head feels like tiny tim just whacked me with a ukulele what happened oh god youre back with us again i trust you comfortably tipsy how do you feel wheres my pants man i i aint leaving without my pants ah yikes get them off get them off of me right lets try four ccs of demerol switch seconds to level three and prepare the encephalogram now i want you to tell me all the good things you remember about your mother you mean my first bodys biological mother or or that cloning two back in the saucer cause between you and me the tube was warmer subject is lucid and capable of comparative analysis good Music the buffins have been examining your weapons power sources cryptosporidium were all quite curious as to how the stored mu phase pulse is channeled in the first place i was told there would be no particle physics subject is either a or dissembling or both lets try another approach the number six serum if you please we know you have it tell us where it is tell us or its the load of eco treatment for you eyelids peel back excruciating torture endless hours of ludwig van unclear said im not supposed to talk to strange life forms good calibration complete now then get some rest cryptosporidium we can continue in the morning attention attention security breach in abscess facilities codes crow marty dogger what was all that about oh my freaking head this gas is noxious smells like poxs underwear dont ask me how i know that hey hey what the ah damn dirty apes where the hell am i youre in the abscessed mental reconditioning facility under the streets of albion looks like i got here just in time now come on spaceman move your ass i dont get it why are you helping me because i know now youre the only one i can trust anyway who else is going to rescue you Music Music if you can hear me it seems that treacherous humans damaged some of your equipment no im not referring to your new package Music Music pox man i have never been so glad to see you actually ive never been glad to see you but i am now serves you right for trusting a human what in the musky name of our food will happen down there well i uh i ran into a little static with ponzinbee nothing major little wham-bam thank you maam and he was history and i was out of there is that so then why didnt i hear you shooting back at him moronic monkeys probably took the rifle apart to wipe their monkey butts with or study it looks like they tried cracking it open with brute force and succeeded only in breaking it will have no fear this i can fix i expected id find you here youre quite sporting crypto and i do admire your spirit but at some point one simply has to face the fact that the other mans won now of course you couldnt know who youre up against m16 or perhaps i should say majestic command sixteenth sector by the way i have you surrounded Music take off now and my surface-to-air launchers will destroy you and your precious saucer the only way youll leave here alive is in my custody come now theres no need for any unpleasantness its undignified its beneath us youve lost fair and square now be a man and show a little sportsmanship theres a good fellow well i never he couldnt before kill him Music oh Music we should have come prepared Music Music ah Music ah Music Music well miss you my friends oh Music oh Music oh oh Music oh Music Music oh you bastard you finally did it m16 was all there was left the last of the majestic agencies all the others the french the mongolian station the argentinians every one of them destroyed by aliens that last round must have scrambled your synapses i only took down the american majestic silhouettes majestic you Laughter you cosmic egomaniac you think this is all about you oh the irony beaten by a solipsistic simpleton from space Music you actually believe youre the only the only what leave it alone crypto the man was throws of a violent demise and clearly not in his right mind now youve had your fight can we please just go Music Music Music uh why i say come whats that yeah whats that yeah invaders Music Music remind me again why we couldnt meet someplace class here like i dont know a meat packing plant hey cupcake my face is leaving in 15 minutes you wanna be finish that line and i blow your kuy off touchy what shaken sexy im more into harass my sources are running dry i cant risk further suspicion being cast on old friends the time has come for action action well its about freaking time what you got in mind burglary im going to break into the soviet embassy hey sexy what do you say you and me just chuck all this for the night check into the savoy order up some oysters test the bed springs ill teach you the venus butterfly i already know it and im allergic to shellfish get lost for lodge Music remind me again why we couldnt meet someplace class here like i dont know a meat packing plant what shaken sexy im worried tovarish my sources are running dry i cant risk further suspicion being cast on old friends the time has come for action action well its about freaking time what you got in mind burglary im going to break into the soviet embassy little the old b and e huh now youre talking my lingo whats the snatch all top secret information is in a heavily defended part of the compound the cryptography room right on thats practically my middle name well my only name so i noticed im sure well find all the answers we need in there im sorry to disappoint you crypto but they seem to know all my old tricks the north lawn has been mined the old gate has been sealed up theyve even placed closed circuit cameras on the only other wall cryptography huh so they finally wised up and started studying yours truly sorry tavares cryptography is the study of secret codes cameras are no problem im the president ive learned how to deal with paparazzi crypto smash you know what im saying youre sure because once you start smashing it wont be long before the kgb shows up to investigate trust me efficient destruction is one of my fortes i dont doubt it good luck to varesh its pete townsend Music look here ive never well be traveled Music oh Music decadent capitalism excellent Music Music running place yourself crystal i need a diversion wow Music stopped him uh Music Music i am choosing my Music Music endure electricity ah Music Music um Music is Music so Music but its going to take a while to print out the documents hold them off until i give you the words huh Music foreign ah Music im nearly done here oh Music a little Music more busy for a little longer Music i cant go there must out another way i have an idea shut down the embassys power systems Music Music Music good Music oh Music this movement Music Music aah prepare to dying Music Music magic carpet ride Music wow Music fiery to discuss Music Music so you find anything juicy project solaris is accelerating coded traffic to the kgb station in takoshima tripled in the last month i also managed to get my hands on some cargo manifests well that ought to clear things up a little so youd think but what sort of operation uses seven tons of missile uranium 340 liters of human blood and 92 cases of spam youve obviously never been to the pentagon christmas party where is taka whats it anyway takoshima its a volcanic island nation in the pacific off the coast of china well have to watch our step dos vadanya see you there hey goldie uh where are you going if we split up they cant get us both besides i cant hold your hand forever spaceman Music Music Music whos there i know jim cutter maybe hes there i am the light thou shalt have no other light before me which means that lighthouse has to go Music Music hey doll face you always invite me to the nicest places and then you never let me destroy em krito were on foreign ground we have to be careful careful schmearful ive been a model of self-restraint but theres only so much i can take sooner or later natures gonna take its course and when it does well dont say i didnt warn ya oh crypto youre so impulsive like a little boy little ah missy case you hadnt noticed im packing a howitzer over here no no its a good thing i havent left in a long time theres not a lot to laugh about in my country oh okay i guess you still think im sexy right i think youre one of a kind right on Music where does an alien go to have some fun around here krito takushima is a melting pot of ancient and modern human cultures it has a rich history and a vibrant popular culture Music okay save me the history less and how do i get into this melting pot youll need to get to know the people who live here first the villagers the urbanites the police the ninjas wait a minute ninjas they got ninjas in 1969. eh go with it who doesnt love ninjas and believe it or not we are not the only foreigners here this place is crawling with kgb they get around dont they so whats the scoop whatd you drag me down here a reliable source has told me that there are kgb agents waiting for a package exchange somewhere in takashima city i need you to go down there intercept the package and bring it back to me easy as third Music sounds like a good idea in theory in theory well im not here in a lot of room for boom boom in this plan always if you screw up the package exchange you will be blown to smithers smith reigns no thank you i just did Music intercept the package huh okay how do i do that nothing you cant handle youll need to disguise yourself as a kgb agent and talk to the courier when he arrives hell probably be a bit on edge if you approach him as crypto hell most likely destroy the package some people have no appreciation for beauty Music you know im starting to feel a little taken for granted here yeah im not just your little messenger boy crypto is that what you think i dont see you that way at all look if you do this for me i promise ill make it worth your while like venus butterfly worth my while more like i let you blow something up worth your while Music okay but i get to use nukes Music here i should took im gonna snack you up like it down Music um what you talking about what you aint got no fail Music Music i got to get home in time to watch lincoln tv he moored on the squad Music i hope the paris will read takashima city of those horrid kgb agents they smell like beets maybe i want to be good for nothing this greater son they ever think of that stupid why they use coolest cat name rising up back on the street my time took my chances i wonder if the police are planned to harass those kgb agents around takushima city see the better not those guys are action-packed and edgy right Music uh greetings comrade Music so youre uh youre going home to the wife ski pretty soon huh duh it will be being good i have been missing your vodka pancake syrup man your wife really takes care of you she must be like the best chick in the whole soviet union oh youre being right i will be glad to get home you got any vodka of course what is good day to being here with moss being without vodka weak local alcohol is only giving me headache luckily i will be returning home soon lucky bastard but uh you dont like saki huh saki oh i spit on it hes smelling like spit and tasting like paint Music youre right comrade yo saki is one wacky local custom like washing your clothes or brushing your teeth what good city being if is not able to being drunk well maybe they get high on life the right pool other one in soviet union is not possible to be working while sober i am being grateful i am returning soon will be good to get properly drunk again so you got the uh item what does being hurry is good to finding other tavares yet uh its just that i i hate fresh air yeah plus i got no sunscreen and it just seems like every day you read something else about sun damage wrinkles you know why what is happening to stout soviet spirit funny im finding it kind of hard to concentrate without vodka tell me why are we here again yes we ought to get on with it of course now you are walking away as if not knowing me duh you got it comrade thanks a million say hello to the wifes key dos for donations im hearing a lot of radio chatter from the kgb this is no time for sightseeing crypto i need that package i mean place and waiting for package i just gave you package not 30 seconds ago are you drinking our job again did you remember to put tracking device on package its stalin have anger management issues all units find that package and get it back here at once something here um what do you want i go back lets have a peek shall we oh crosstalk i did good huh tavaresh you did very good these documents contain details of the local arm of project solaris apparently its located in a top secret research facility hidden somewhere on takoshima island and well find it yeah first thing in the a.m meantime how about you and me dig up a karaoke bar and a couple of bottles of sake and build ourselves a memory i do a mean sweet caroline drop the package in your death will be quick and merciful oppose us and you will be subjected to your own personal gulag of pain hey monkeys you mind im trying to put the ooze me on the ichi why crypto is that your native tongue it sounds so sensual business before pleasure whos there dont even switch forget the girl kill the alien Music Music Music kill the blinds Music Music Music money kill the traitor Music oh Music speak yes Music what do you want foreign Music Music oh oh Music damn it i seem bigger dont make me oh that was a close one i wasnt sure we were going to make it thanks for the help to varish ive got some things to take care of catch up with you later Music Music Music Music foreign Music so eh Music hey holler poxy long time no see where you been oh thats right listen crypto i havent time for your jive talking weve business to attend you bark all you want poxy you dont have a mothership hell you dont even have a hand to slap me with dont cross me crypto im still your superior officer and i have friends in high places big talk from a guy who doesnt even have a real mouth come to think of it youre at my mercy i could do anything i want and you literally cant lift a philangiopod to stop me i dont need philanthrops to stop you im in the computer crypto i control everything the steering the life support everything i can kill you with a thought its a snail mate Laughter well played poxy takashima oriental setting and the city dont know what the city is getting wed better not start singing about chess i did notice some unique plant life beyond the zen temple Music yeah well if its a plant im sure the monkeys have figured out how to smoke it its no laughing matter crypto it seems to be causing them to lose their furionity wait a second you mean exactly its degrading the furon dna in their genome to the point of uselessness coincidence i dont think so okay what kind of business risky shady does it involve explosives well not yet i need you to investigate something of the highest importance im picking up an unlicensed radio transmission coming from somewhere on the island i want you to listen to the broadcast and find out the location of their base Music another pirate radio broadcast are there any legal radio stations left on this planet work with me here crypto whose base the white ninja cults who are broadcasting the message i believe theyre in possession of pieces of our whole mothership and theyre planning to blow them up ninjas again hello its 1969. what are ninjas doing in 1969 go with it besides who doesnt love ninjas okay lets do this thing how do i start i have marked a radio on your navigation map get a disguise find the radio and flip through the stations until you hear the white ninja broadcast then listen for a clue as to the whereabouts of the white ninja base cookies listening to white ninja pirates radio we have calculated exactly freeze Music a room for one and one half of others Music Music is lawyers all right i spy with my little eye the location of one other radio in takashima keep an eye out for those Music watch it youre listening the compound is down foreign i know jim cutter Music Music Music Music yeah i have your autograph Music here i am a real live alien now bow down before me ninja why heck should i who are you i am cryptosporidium of the planet furon yeah todays your lucky day sparky true you look like furon but how can i be sure well for one thing i could blast you monkeys back to the muromachi period wanna say threats meaningless you could because to toddler with nuclear warhead for all i know try me i aint no toddler and this aint no costume perhaps but true furon could answer all these questions correctly if you fail so sorry you must die then again if you furon you can clone yourself and come right back and everybody happy Music okay sparky well do it your way hit me who a spiritual leader of hippies in bay city i know this one it was that wacko coyote bong water lucky guess you wish give me my spaceship fragments pajama boy not so fast i have more questions hey im on a roll bring on the next one attend which are following not in bay city the stonewall bar aint that on christopher street in the village not that id have any reason to know that indeed it is and therefore not in bay city impressive and the hits keep coming whats next sparky secret kgb base in bay city were hidden Music i know this one the kgb had their base on that prison island the rock they did indeed that answer correct all right i played your little game now hand over the prize i gotta see a chick about a chubby silence im still not completely convinced of your furonity fine bring it pj where agent orange off hiding out in albion Music duh in the abandoned tunnel network how do you know all this stuff anyway correct and none of your business pretty convenient aint it come on come on i aint got all day then riddle me this what happened to hipsters who came to happening Music you kidding me they did it all baby they made woodstock look like a tea party correct oh so i heard one more to go okay last question sparky what organization ponson be really in charge of oh baby majestic 16 for the win thats correct so howd i do huh huh whatd i tell you right furon city baby results conclusive then it is true you are an alien we worship you oh lord from beyond alien now thats more like Music Applause as a token of our faith oh lord we offer unto you our most ancient and holy artifacts handed down from an age beyond the memory Music Music Music i was kind of hoping for gay shakers black ninja apostates and unbelievers we will fight to death in your name oh lord but first we must compose our death haikus cue them all and seize their precious artifacts hey nobody screws with my cult but me sword Music seriously we give you thanks oh lord for this victory piece of cake now now about those geisha girls yippee and now in honor of this mythic triumph a victory haiku still gleans in sunlight memes go flying bathed in blood tarantino-esque catchy i dont suppose you got a haiku describing any super secret kgb bases hidden around here we do secret hidden base put there by the kgb where the hell do you go our spiritual leader dr goh might be able to guide you to enlightenment and secret base but im afraid dr goh has been kidnapped by why kgb natch okay time to find the good doctor i had the more than kind magical watchdog cast Music so Music let me go Music what maybe i Music i have monster Music hey matrioshka doll have i got news for you Music you know nat weve only known each other a short time but in that time ive come to know the true meaning of the word love capisce crypto how sweet and yet completely inappropriate ah right its just the thing is i got a new stag film in the mail lets say we grab some sake fire up the projector and get all sticky why crypto thats the most appealing offer ive had in well never swaying in a mess huh with city hey nat what do you know about ninjas only what ive seen in history books and of course ninja movies apparently the big question in the ninja world is which ninja faction you square loyalty to sort of a jets and sharks deal huh okay what are the choices at the moment there are only two black or white those white ninjas are i think ill toy with them first before i crush them like fried ants not so fast crypto at the moment they are our allies it would be best to keep them so for the time being youre so cerebral frustrating as hell but i like it ups the anticipation what you got for me ill show you mine if you show me yours me only information that may lead to the discovery of the secret base tasty whats the catch its being held by a mysterious figure who goes by the improbable name of dr go Music the real catch is dr go has been kidnapped and taken to castle kuro let me guess and i gotta kick some ninja monkey butt to get him back thats right youre really catching on to this spy game crypto Music well im not generally in the habit of rescuing humans im or the torturing type but uh if it leads to the secret base for you baby anything from space jackass Music ah Music my name is luke uh cryptosporidium im here to rescue you you you are furon thats right and this is the greatest day of your life man that is one tight suit how the hell do you breeding that thing small discomfort i endure in wearing suit pairs in comparison to joy my wearing it gives to others others like you ladies of takoshima and gay and bi-curious men Music first things first wheres the secret kgb pace but but you said you were here to rescue me yeah but the base locations really all i need youre youre kind of optional more trouble than youre worth really no dear if you do not rescue me kgb will kill me then you will never find the basement damn well played egghead Music i dont think you understand the situation go go i dont have to rescue you i could just leave you here for the kg boneheads you like that option logic defeats you i cannot escape without you you cannot find base without me youre insidiously clever for a monkey you know that and you are amusingly dim for a furon stare mate and kgb will be here any moment at least i get to kill somebody stick close doc Music Music so Music he gets so youre dead kgb agents are all around us Music attacking my mistake Music me Music someones there Music firing ah Music if we cannot contain the virus we have no choice but to kill the cure wow wow way to mangle those cliches pal whos translating this stuff anyway Applause yes me you fellas how to get your money back Music let me show you how its done yippee kaye mother russia Music whos there what do you want scary shots person so Music so Music what i am the light thou shalt have no other light before me which means that lighthouse has to go Music Music damn baby Music youre a champion worthy of my favorite Music oh turkey oh rick Music oh Music foreign Music Music foreign attacking foreign Music oh Music good morning dr go you look a little rough around the edges doc man not that i care i would not expect you to care but yes i was roughed up by some ninjas you had to take better care of yourself youre no good to me dead no to myself i suppose you are ready to correct on our bargain check out the big brain on doc yeah its time for you to pay up in information hey you know i saved your life doc least you could do is thank me thank you this is an insult i will not say those two words yeah well how about these three dont kill me uh um dont kill me come on doc say it like you mean it if you need some extra motivation dont kill me please dont kill me thats more like it now just keep saying that and it might even keep you alive no beating around the bamboo doc i want the location of the kgb base fair enough the base is inside the volcano but no buttstock or i go all iron chef and get out the monkey cookbook no no its just you need three security codes to access base codes over arc okay what are they if i had them i would tell you but sadly i do not oh this just gets better and better one code is held by kgb reader agent sasha soy sorsky the second is kept by enigmatically beautiful professor yuki so the code is in my briefcase which was stolen by black ninja and taken back to their base well at least now i know the score now start with the black ninjas in your code good plan and while you are finding my code i will try to ascertain locations of other two code keepers right on im off to fry some black ninjas and find that damn briefcase oh here you need key to open briefcase dont lose it only one i have first code is held by dastardly black ninja youre looking for trouble tough guy but ever since evil black ninja took over island north of takashima city i cannot work on tan how can i look more american without that i drive all the way out to ireland north of takashima city for brag ninja job interview and since they dont even interview me no thanks we are looking for someone torah stupid ninja i have a pen and a pen i drive all the way out to ireland north of takashima city for brac ninja job interview and zinzi dont even interview me no thanks we are looking for someone taller stupid ninja Music look what the tiger dragged in the leader of the black ninjas doesnt look too bright maybe i can trick him into giving me the package whats your purpose here you know i got some info that could really help us do a number on the white ninjas oh no we not want trouble trouble are you nuts im telling you we could kick their asses youre crazy we never actually fight white ninja how you think we last so long youre telling me all this ninja clan saber-rattling is just for show of a course you think we want to get killed those white ninjas not mess around unbelievable you know now that i think about it maybe you guys are chicken like a fox poetic metaphor but i not get it im just saying that geez what am i saying im just saying discretions the better part of valor he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day uh cowardice its the new bravery are you buying any of this uh not really but denial not just river in egypt good enough ah nothing special just thought id check on the briefcase oh yeah looks pretty secure stupid case very secure anyone want to take they have to fight buku black ninja yeah i have to be pretty dumb to take on a whole base of black ninjas or who even think of trying die thousand horrible deaths Music fury do it open kiss brings a freaking tear to my eye hiya doc okay one down where do i find the next code doc it resides with my exo girlfriend enigmatically beautiful professor yuki youre pulling my pud you actually got a chick to go out with you oh yes and when she hears of my escape from black ninja i know shell want to be back uh yeah and where do i find the old flame go go she frequently tends to zen rock garden in zen temple i bet shes a hottie huh doc sexy lady foxy mama huh please dont kill her no promises i have a pen and a widow like a white ninja perhaps then i would win as a heart of professor yuki-san zen temple if not at least i will look totally bitchin something i think i must stop fantasizing about professor yuki-san raking rocks in the zen garden its starting to affect my work but images i dressed like a white ninja perhaps then i would win as a heart of professor yuki-san at the zen temple if not at least i will look totally Music Music Music i got good news professor your main squeeze dr go is escape black ninja custody that is good news indeed but you are mistaken we are no longer involved maybe not but i gotta tell you the good doctor would love to see you really why should i see him because uh because why just because look there is picture of me under one of rocks in zen garden find that picture and give it to him i think of him fondly but that is the only thing i have left to give him my heart has moved on like summerstorm gathering on sand hes pumping between my perfect time faster and faster until whole world through the blur and i cry out in happiness and then i wake up in higher snow ah Music Music Music motion over ocean Music what up i have a pen and a pencil set and i know my number one fan Music little green Music looks like theres a pattern here one Music every time got a nice picture of your girl for my wallet doc the candid if you catch my drift now where do i find the last code the kaijin who stole yuki from me has a final coat cass him and his ancestors he is a kgb division head called sasha soy sorsky now thats what i call a subtle gag where do i find this tongue twister he is holed up in kgb building in takoshima city i think perhaps he is depressed but in any case i fear youll have to destroy a whole building to get him out why doctor surely youre not suggesting i kill him i dont know what youre talking about and its just a coincidence the ruskis making time with your chica right dont worry doc ill wreck the place good and take the code from his dead red fingers again drop it ah now oh Applause what you talking about what gaijin whats the buzz foxy mama so you me jacuzzi chocolate syrup what do you say im allergic to chocolate wow no kidding thats gotta suck soviet chocolate is made from mud anyway plus i have to fit into this outfit and on behalf of over sexed aliens everywhere let me just say thank you guess who now knows the location of the secret base its the volcano Music i know but we need codes to get in i know where to find the first we could do what you were gonna say or i could reach into my pocket and pull out crypto you have the codes this is wonderful what are they i love you not now krito we have work to do tell me the security codes those are the codes also whos on first whats on second and i dont know whos on third now then im off to infiltrate the secret kgb base dont wait up very funny crypto im coming with you uh no youre not its too dangerous your chauvinism is touching crypto but i dont take orders from you dont be stupid nat in case youve forgotten you cant just reclone yourself and in case youve forgotten you dont know how to operate the access terminals outside the base ah youre the most infuriating female monkey ive ever met thats your problem to you im always female monkey why cant i just be monkey be whatever you want i just dont want you to be a dead monkey crypto thats the sweetest thing youve ever said to me yeah well i just dont want to lose my shot at sinking the pinko thats all of course i understand all right enough meaningful chit chat lets climb this smoke bomb Music youre looking for trouble okay tavares you line them up ill knock them down no offense dont face but shouldnt it be the other way around i was the best shot in my class crypto and i once fought my way out of an east german football riot wearing a west german jersey im not a sidekick no offense taken will you marry me no but thank you for asking Music right the eye gate is open keep moving Music its disney shooting Music firing Music you know where to find me Music show yourself this place Music they blocked the terminal help me people clear that stuff away so i can enter the next i cant enter the code into the second terminal until you move that Music do doll face but i got monkeys prepare to dying okay the gates open lets get to cracking youre wasting your time what no group oh oh Music its time to launch our final strike Music i cant get to the first terminal as long as those guns are operational feel free to improvise them okay dollface the guns are down for the count now get your hot little tushy in here and juice up this terminal i dont like this crypto taking off those guns should have brought more kgb agents running its quiet too quiet what the hell was that id guess a four um maybe 4.2 stop talking youre making it worse short the terminal is broken i need time to fix it its nay on the arkantay in case you hadnt noticed your voice has magic earthquake powers uh-oh here comes trouble break out the fancy china im cooking up my special oh usually use me roughly is the terminal is working you gotta be quiet youre making more earthquakes crypto i dont think thats an earthquake Music Music uh oh firing bananas Music Music i regret im unable to join you in person unfortunately the quality of certainty of these experiments demands i maintain a safe distance its heisenbergs world im just playing it experiments what are you talking about im so pleased you asked weve prepared an educational multimedia presentation for just such a purpose meet godzilla single and pisces and the summer intern for credit at the illegal kgb phase here in takoshima oh again a good soviet worker she was happy to volunteer for top secret experiment this twister handle watch how martin miracle of quantum radiation transforms kojira bringing out her highest potential Music i must have seen it a hundred times sadly however the two of you will never see it again why because auto destruct sequence initiated the base will now self-destruct Music ill grab them and meet you up Music you want to explain to me why the leader of the soviet union just tried to turn us into takashimis barbecue when the heat is on the heart get going Music Music hey poxy finally kicked you out of the geisha house huh Music did you figure out where that ginormous monster went not for certain but im picking up a signal in the ocean to the south yeah what kind of signal a radiation signature emanating in gamma waves from the creatures tortured brain tortured yes its as if the monster is crying out kill me thats gotta be the most pathetic thing ive ever heard look pox eh explain this monster to me the ivans cant even make a decent wristwatch how the hell they come up with the technology to turn a summer intern into that ive been trying to figure that one out myself and i keep coming to the same conclusion they didnt what are you suggesting im not sure but theres more than good old-fashioned russian can-do spirit at work here youre telling me those people have all the initiative of a normal convention so you want me to hunt down this monstrosity and put it out of its misery actually i want you to read its mind and into it the source of its cognitive dissonance so we can get it some help and over time teach it confidence and self-esteem you gotta be kidding me of course i am your mutation now dont kill that thing okay okay but how do i find it do i have to you get in your saucer and fly to the spot marked on your radar look for bubbles on the water thats a pretty good sign theres a monster so then what i just dropped some fat boys into the water and blow it up unfortunately no your salsas weapons are ineffective underwater youll have to figure out some way to get the beast to surface first and then i play a little whack-a-lizard got it Music all right crypto follow that bubble trail one bubble blood bath coming up Music foreign Music the monsters about to hit the shore ass in your seat belts its gonna be a bumpy ride Music Music god Music Music dont crush me dont crush me Music oh brains my lives are flashing before my eyes kill it crypto kill it it looks like the weapons on your saucer cant reach all the monsters weak points and attack it from below come on yes it all the way hmm boys hey you are an enemy of soviet union again uh Music uh uh Applause Music a new one oh attack oh money Music oh super weapons way up oh hi guys me all right oh is oh is stop me Music hello energy from vehicles oh oh get out of the way oh uh kill them they all fall down they all die the same Music okay what have you done to that poor girl for once its not what it looks like i dont even know what it looks like never mind we dont have time now i just received word from sergey my contact the kgb he says theyre building project solaris at a soviet base in siberia the town is called tonguska its a little remote no kidding because i thought everything in russia was 20 minutes from everything else tick-tock dollface Music oh Music Music save me i know gymkhana mighty morphin power area Music what oh foreign Music so this is tunguska its good to be back in the ussr but this place makes the rest of siberia look tropical Music looking good goldie that outfit could melt an iceberg thanks youre welcome to borrow it sometime if you like Music yeah little nippy i better incinerate something for heat before my tool falls off cant have that but i think we can arrange an opportunity for creative combustion we need to gather intelligence on project solaris want to help me out you know it sugar what do you need me to do im not sure yet ill know more after agent sergey briefs me sergey ah man not him again yes him again hes been here for weeks digging up intel on project solaris yeah hes a regular double o seven off whats he got that i aint got hair for one thing here he comes let me do the talking Music the ukraine girls knock me out moscow girls make me shout its good to see you sergey you look devastating as usual i know but we have no time for further verbal foreplay what can you tell me of project solaris not as much as id like but as much as id like there is a classified area nearby obscured day and night by a cloud of radioactive gas i believe it is the source of the insidious organic weapons being used to subjugate Music the area plans are kept in a high security section of kgb headquarters can you sneak us in you and your little side chick i dont see how now if it were just the two of us jealousy sergey though the fire fades come red the embers may yet smolder even in the tundra thank you comrade well find our own way in now go you mustnt be seen with me Music so exactly what kind of history do you have with this sergey guy exactly the kind you think crypto not that its any of your business hey see whoever you want you can bang the red army chorus for all i care your permission is noted now can we get to work okay so how do we get our hands on the plans sergey says well have to sneak into the kgb headquarters and steal them oh sergey says that does he he does the odds will be against us the place is swarming with agents Music well krypto says bring them on the more the freaking merrier oh kitten actually you might be on to something there crypto if you can create a large enough disturbance it might lure most of the agents out of the building and while im playing monkey ball youll sneak in and grab the plans gotcha okay doll face im off to stir up the soviets be careful in there you hear me dont worry krypto you keep them occupied and ill be just fine whatever you do just keep them away from the hq building good luck Music what start to make my way in Music keep throwing those kgb agents away Music im under attack it may be more than i can handle dad i need backup crypto hurry but i will shoot you as well Music baby Music am i not getting there Music capture her at any cost take intruders down black Music dont let her get away Music oh Music almost to the same house Music Music not bad if theres one thing i can do its make with the boom boom admit it goalie im your knight in a shining space suit and you just cant resist me im resisting you right now crypto and youre wearing my lar pajamas damn Music so how about those plans you swipe they the real deal or what i just had time to cleanse them quickly before the alarms went off there seemed to be a number of tunnels and a lot of security around them and it looks like the tunnels have these bizarre organic pumps inside which are whats pumping the radioactive gas over the area so i take it were gonna put these organic pumps out of business da but a direct assault would be dangerous i need to talk to some people lay low for a while tovarish ill be back soon why do they always ask me to do the one thing i suck at Music Music so Music hey man if i said you had a great body would you hold it again i like you crypto but i will new to you if i have to the fair enough Music hey gorgeous did you find out any more about those tunnels what i found is a scientist who works in the organic weapon technology program here he knows all about the machines in those tunnels i uh persuaded him to talk so you persuaded the scientist to talk huh did he survive the persuasion violence isnt the answer to everything crypto for example have you noticed the male to female ratio in this village you sly dog hey all i did was sit there whatd you find out is there any easy way to shut those things down those pumping machines are actually organic little nuclear reactors not to mention highly unstable a nuclear fuel rod placed inside one will overload it and cause a meltdown and there just happens to be a nuclear plant in town ought to be a few fuel rods lying around exactly if you get some fuel rods sergey and i will smuggle them into the tunnels Music okay goldie ill get your fuel rods for you but i expect a big reward agent sergey is acquiring some transportation as we speak hell meet you when you find them you can ask him for your reward Music radiation the scientists had better be watching their steps nuclear experiments are being failure i am not taking fall for it have you seen soviet military prison is making siberian gulag look like miami beach now the fuel rod shipment is coming in i will be able to be finishing my experiment although i am supposing ill have to wait until they are bringing them over from frozen lakes um uh Music those fuel rod containers are actually quite enormous agent fergie can lift them onto that truck all by himself things ah Music Music in a day its a miracle how many containers sergey can carry hes quite a specimen wouldnt you agree krypton Music questions the handle of the job but you proved me wrong we need to talk whoa look at that finished already and here i was just getting started of course i work out dont know if you knew that thank you crypto sergey and i can take it from here ill bet hey how about i just stick around and help you out myself you know since im already here im sure sergeys a busy guy you know embassies to bug dissidents to torture youre very generous though but i think he can find the time ill rejoin you once he and i have disabled the machines in the caves until then try and stay out of trouble Music well that wasnt condescending so he makes time with my girl while i sit around and twiddle my phalanges is that it well homie dont play that i made it through a whole nother game all by myself i dont need anybodys permission to knock some monkey heads certainly not some chicks Music Music oh so finally Music hows it hanging a little to the left hey not bad goldie so you and you and sergey hun hes really something where the two of you me at the kgb academy actually no kid what was he the janitor as a matter of fact he finished second in our training class i got three guesses who came in first and they all start with n Music i think that was part of the attraction hed never lost to a girl before i wonder if hes ever lost to a furon so what happened you kids seemed made for each other he wanted me to quit its not easy always being second best i expect tell me about it the soldiers shut down the pumps in the tunnels with those fuel rods yet too much kgb heat on the tunnels because of the theft i should have seen it coming anyway its too dangerous for sergey and me to infiltrate them now Music well we gotta shut those pumps down whole town smells like newark oh we will crypto have no fear and this time i want you on the job i need you to carry a fuel rod into each of the tunnels and place it in the reactor of each of the pumping machines sergey and i have hidden a container of fuel rods near each tunnel wait you lost me didnt you say the tunnel entrances were crawling with kgb but not while the scientists conduct their weekly radiation tests no sweat doll face consider those pumps out of order come on out i dont expect you to carry that fuel rod into the tunnel with your bare blanket use your psychokinesis so theres an opening on the machine on this side use your psychokinesis to stick the fuel rod inside it and keep your jokes to yourself Music machine reaction in the reactor the reactors overreacting get out of their crypto before the whole cabin explodes i wouldnt have thought humans had the technology to make an organic machine like this it seems far beyond their primitive capabilities theres something vaguely illegal about all this crypto i cant quite put my belanger part on it carry on Music youre looking for an opening in the machine to stick the machine explodes im getting a strange feeling about this place a strange sort of deja vu brains but im here to know whats under that gas cloud the reactor is overloading crypto get out fast its going to blow well done crypto thats the last of the reactors shut down now head up to the base and see if that gas cloud is clearing you might want to hold your news look at those bad boys burn hold the phone what do these freaks want wait a minute now that i think of it that machinery looks suspiciously familiar do you know who these freaks are theyre not commie cabbage heads great galaxies no theyre not even human theyre the enemy our enemy the enemy we funerals defeated in the martian war crypto their bliss blisk wait a minute i thought we wiped the blisk out i have no explanation i can barely believe my senses but a few of them must have somehow survived not for long attention bliss i am cryptosporidium of the planet bureau this planet is now a territory of the furon empire and your asses belong to me Music your weapons simply arent calibrated against this Music you must have something that can short out their shields that was one hell of a fight crypto a real barn burner im im rather proud of you now come back to the hollow box unit ive got more to tell you about these blisk im glad youre here crypto we need to hunker down and do some serious strategizing Music you know any place i can get one of those big furry hats my ears are freezing off you dont have any ears see thats what im saying Music tell me about it you gotta fill me in on this whole blisk thing pox my my hard drive is spinning i hardly know where to begin theyre huge hideous brutes with giant claws and withering halitosis they have a single hive mind and an imperviousness to radiation they take to it like a pig to mud imagine a cockroach meeting with a lobster boy enough already youre making me queasy humans assume the tunguska blast of 1908 was caused by a meteorite but now we know its true cause the fiery crash of a blisk warship Music listen i i skipped most of military history howd that war get started anyway millennia go mars was an ocean world and the blisk ruled an underwater paradise frankly they were more than a little cocky about it the war was long and bitter but at the end we reduce their worlds and desert and wipe them out Music we obliterated most of their warships the one we could not account for we assumed it had been destroyed but it must have been merely disabled and drifted helplessly through space until it crash landed here on earth and im guessing the crabbies aint the forgiven time after what we did to them not bloody likely yeah well dont you worry your virtual little head pocks this time theyre going down for good a bold statement many furons fell thanks to the blisk and theres another problem since the war the furon defense budget has been downsized i fear that most of our current weapons will be ineffective against the blisk Music downsize the defense budget what the hell the emperor do that for the bliss were exterminated no one else posed such a threat we didnt need the big guns but none of us saw this coming Music okay well at least we know what were up against what do you want me to do ill contact you with new orders as soon as i have some idea whats going on until then just dont do anything rash rash me nah i got a cream for that cleared to ride up Music if only our mothership was still intact its archived data on the disk might have helped me develop weapons upgrades capable of cracking those shells but that data is irretrievable now oh the furionity Music previous comrade get to the point sergey im a busy furon i have a lead on project solaris you might want to follow up on it project solaris huh okay im listening i have the name of the researcher in charge of the organic weapons program his name is dr orlov and no end thats it look ivan lets cut the crap we both want the same thing and we cant both have her true enough but in this matter choo choo we too are comrades we both need to uncover the cancer devouring the heart of the soviet union you got me there but what about natalya natalia is a glorious mayor who will suffer known bridal that is why we desire her poetic get creepy okay so you got a name where am i supposed to find this orlov guy i have been unable to discover his current whereabouts but this is a small town everyone knows everyone elses business and i got one of those faces everybody opens up to although i doubt orlov will be in a talky mood do what you have to do gee that really means a lot coming from the kgb Music okey okey-dokey good luck comrade and dont be afraid to get a little rough well you cant make an omelette without breaking a few faberge eggs what is with all these scientists living out my frozen lake conducting strange and mysterious experiments no doubt is not helping property values on my shack can only give so many things left how in the hell does dr olaf rate such luxuries how i hate him Music foreign Music help help me Music dead monkeys tell no tales and i need to pick this ones brain about project solaris crap better save his monkey buddy Music so Music come on Music we will not be coming out then we will be blowing up cabbages Music Music oh ah so hard to preserve their way of life Music i will take on hairless cream food new engines trying to get all let me be coming out to get his boat blowed up you just made your last mistake so uh oh Music hmm Music Music dr orlov i presume how come you dont get cool punctuation like doctor go i dont know what youre talking about looks like you had a little kgb infestation lucky i was here to exterminate him for you oh was you im impressed excellent hand-eye coordination you should try computer game ive been developing in spare time games on a computer youre wasting your time doc Music so doc you got a sack i need to ask a few questions oh these all i was afraid you were one of alien creatures here to infect me listen aliens dont come any scarier than me when i infect you youll know it suddenly i feel vaguely lost thats the end of that conversation branch Music well as you can clearly see im no alien now about project solaris that i know something about i worked on organic weapons program connected with project solaris but i quit after i saw very strange things define strange alien creatures like giant space lobsters infecting humans and manipulating their bodies like giant marionettes like that i feared i might be next so i started working on weapon to fight them with its probably why kgb attacked me or they wanted my broadway soundtrack collection Music you actually think the kgb was after your collection of show tunes why not fiddler first pressing alone worth 40 000 rubles on black market 40 000. geez what is it with these currencies who runs your economy abby hoffman you are just jealous because i have copy of hair original off-broadway soundtrack signed by jerome ragny i dont even know what the hell that means this weapon you were working on does it work i dont know i never finished it whole thing happened by chance i was walking to work one day when strange object fell from sky this fragment of alien spacecraft computer databank i used to create weapon an alien artifact with data on the bliss will wonders never cease duh and if you found it perhaps you could use it to defeat creatures Music okay i think im starting to get the picture wheres this data thingy now should still be in the research facility in gorodak naoki um science town catchy i guess i better head over there and find it before the krabbys do take care facility is well guarded good luck to vadish uh what did you say name was uh the kuryakin ilya kuryakin nice to meet you Music what does that mean of space so Music i am wanting so badly to get job working at the research facility honestly there is being no other reason for scientists like me to live in god forsaken tantra like this dumb im needing paper clips but im not finding any in fact im not finding office supplies of any sort scientists are only one who are knowing where anything is kept around here great boy holly Music Music crypto that artifact is in fact a data core of incredibly advanced technology it contains reefs of vital information on our war with the bliss all those millennia go on mars even better i should be able to use its data on blisk weaknesses to upgrade your weapons so the next time you meet one it will be a crabbling special all you can eat Music hes being more interesting what is that Music so Music boom Music hello how nice of you to drop by hey pox what do you get when you put 60 blisk warriors in a blender i dont know what do you get when you put 60-plist warriors in a blender chowder okay pax what are we gonna do about these crabby bliss theyll undoubtedly kill us if we dont kill them first therefore theres only one thing we can do destroy them starting with their crashed warship unfortunately as discussed its hull is impervious to fuel on weaponry it does however have a weakness the main thruster protected by an armored hatch open that hatch crypto and then bring on the boom boom you are so cute when you do that Music are you sure my saucer cant finish that warship off it looks totaled well it cant fly but it still makes an impregnable base your salsa cant put a dent in it you see during the martian war furon nuclear weapons were the envy of the galaxy but we converted to conventional arms after our little dna mutation issue and believing our supremacy unchallenged diverted resources to other more frivolous concerns such as poverty education healthcare trivia utter trivia oh curse our damned complacency so just cause little jeremy wants to read my saucer cant do squat against the crabbies goddamn politicians Music so how do i get this thruster hatch open its got to be locked down tight it is and my scans reveal the hatch controls have been disabled it seems the blisk have removed the nexus crystals powering the circuit but not destroyed them those crystals are still around somewhere im reading a faint nexus signature somewhere inside the blisk base find the nexus crystals to power the circuit and open the hatch then destroy that warship i think little crypto just woke up all right foxy im tan rested and ready lets bring this crab pot to a boil bam right head for the bliss base and see if you can find those crystals ill keep scanning while youre inside if id lock onto the crystals ill let you know and be careful these bliss are a lot stronger anybody else i fought i got it dont worry ponzubi was right about one thing everybody cracks brace yourself this mission is going to be an extreme test of your particular um talents head into the bliss face on foot and see if you can find those nexus crystals scanners are picking up a weak signal from one of the crystals near your current location there crypto that flisk warrior has it take him out and fry that crystal from his cold scaly hands yes Music gold ah Music good work crypto thats one nexus crystal recovered lets go for two there must be another nexus crystal in the center of all that gas the scanner signal is weak but you have a nose like a bloodhound here crypto second texas christmas towel now grab the last one so we can open that hatch and blow these blessed to oblivion third times the charm i made that up theres a weak signal coming from one of the crystals of god it seems to be emanating from the top of the warning looks like youll have to scale those spires to get this one excellent crypto you recovered all the nexus crystals and i owe gastro a fiver now to open that main thruster hatch youll need to insert those crystals into the sockets on the mother ship to reconnect the circuit Music fabulous work the hatch is open now the part i know youve been waiting for call in the saucer crypto because its time to play no after bliss warship and remember dont waste your ammunition firing at the hull the only vulnerable spot is inside that thruster obvious what Music crawford my sacred inner fluids are still frozen solid and smelt the obstruction with my superheated plasma Music except this landing beacon in magnanimous tanks about freaking time another putting around we want to make boom boom so oh so cows Music that cinch is it crypto youve wiped out the blisk base ive half a mind to put you up for a medal but only half Music what is going on what is someone there what was this happening Music well its about time Music guess the crabbies wont screw with us now not after what i did to their warship dont get cocky crypto theres still at least one loose end left to tie up you may have destroyed the bliss base but we still dont have milling call Music hey pax you seen the blonde babushka shes supposed to meet me here no i havent as a matter of fact you havent even properly introduced us yeah well im trying to impress her relax i have more pressing matters than torpedoing your grand designs actually i was hoping she could help us track down millenkoth perhaps shes with agent sergey you know her always working shes probably just looking for leads on milancon quite possibly she is most efficient perhaps agent sergey is helping her she better not be man i have had it with that smug jerk off look at me im so handsome im so smart i read poetry i wrestle bears regardless you should probably find natalya she may even need your assistance Music good snoop around somebody must have seen her udachi comrade poor pathetic prisoners being held in kgb base is not being four diamond hotel i can be telling you that please identify Music natalia was being taken to alien base already ive wanted to be interrogating her first all right bliss this is gonna get messy and wouldnt you know it im all out of lobster beds Music crypto take london youre here the worst has how to buy sergey is infected ah for crying out tell me you use protection uh or dont they teach sex ed in the young pioneers i am not talking about ftds hes been infested with aliens formed indeed sorry to rain on your communist party but uh in case you havent noticed your little base looks like keith moon redecorated youve lost such blaster such arrogance youre beginning to sound like real american soon youll be wearing cowboy hat and speaking in mono syllables says you the truth is this bass means nothing at this very moment we are preparing to initiate the final phase of operation solaris from our ultra secret main facility on the moon its the ultimate fruition of the stalinist ideal what a shame neither of you will be there to see leave me stop knew Music keep your kakashnik on doll face you think im flying to the moon without you crypto you should be able to kill those nerves on the organic dashboard and stop them from pumping gas into the chamber hurry natalya is running out of air hurry up Music youre being acceptable the airport Music great wait Music um you saved the princess er natalya you should probably go over it you know make sure shes all right or something just go Music Music look it sucks and melanchov got away but i couldnt let you you know i know crypto and thank you but we still have to stop milankov and hes halfway to the moon by now ah what are we going to do Music uh hello have saucer will travel i was wondering when youd ask your saucer can take both of us all the way to the moon you kidding ive done so many mods on that baby shell give you everything but the happy ending Music Music show yourself what is going on what is that um Music Applause Music oh Music what is nice of you to join me hey doll face you seen my new weapon yet dar crypto very impressive well you know what they say big guns large arsenal you know thats maybe the clumsiest innuendo youve ever attempted thanks i wrote it myself give me the scoop doll face what do we know about this blisk base not much other than it seems to be the main blisk stronghold it contains their hive and the weapon they plan to use to destroy earth and thats bad see see im really getting this by stuff huh okay what do we know about this bliss weapon its an organic spore shooter and it too needs radiation to charge itself geez and off with the radiation my nads are shriveling like crazy tell me about the hive im guessing it aint filled with honey yet the hive contains all the blisk spores hundreds of thousands of them and the spores feed voraciously on radioactive materials radiation why did it have to be radiation okay sexy whats the plan we must find a way to prevent the proliferation of the blisk spores our intel shows the spores derive energy from massive radiation we need to cut off their radiation supply so we can slow them down radiation why does it always have to be radiation so how do they get their radiation supply their lunar rovers deliver radioactive materials from the mine to the base i want you to follow one of the rovers to the mining site is that all i thought it was gonna be some hard you got it babe hes back whats that so crypto those conical gizmos must thanks mr exposition howd you figure exactly our objective is clear undermine those miners you mean kill them yes my readings indicate there are still more versatility to the caves crypto take them out of commission by any means necessary Music Music oh Music breathe i am not knowing the delivery rover is getting away with the radioactive ore if you can stop it you have cut off the brisks energy supply now get out there and cancel that delivery Music Music three Music Music oh oh boy no time for chitchat lets get down to brass tacks hey pox you ever noticed there seems to be a lot of crates lying around just random crates i mean what could they all be for you cant tell me anybody needs this many crates just lying around i guess if they were being used for something then then i could understand so many crates i think they got the hint crypto all right fox i need some serious intel on moon based solaris right moon based solaris consists of two primary areas the blisk base and the cosmonaut base like two lobes of the same twisted mind you know pogs you got a pretty cushy job here i do all the fighting while you just sit around eating bon bons in case you hadnt noticed cryptosporidium i have no body and nobody cares for you Laughter okay what about the cosmonauts well theyre just humans of course albeit the cream of soviet citizen they think their leaders here represent some sort of shadowy kremlin cabal of course the bliss have been playing them like puppets not that they realize it theyre so proud if they knew how the bliss were using them theyd be furious okay what do we know about the blisk aside from their ugly hissing they are indeed a most repulsive race and incredibly vicious further they treat their workers very badly and have offensively short tempers any resemblance to present company is completely coincidental sounds to me like we need to send the cosmonauts a little wake-up call not a bad idea a crowd seems to be assembling in the cosmonaut base why dont you check it out i think its time the puppets met their masters okay i got it turn the cosmonauts against the bliss this is gonna be fun how can i be concentrating so we could be going to speech together what if he is no longer finding me attractive oh blind mama was right i never should have been letting myself go Music is greetings fellow children of the glorious workers revolution we getting lost we are waiting to hear from comrade cosmonaut leone party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in biodome herb garden politicians i spit on them too faithful commander leonid is always being at herb garden in biodome before a big speech wondering why you must be loving smell of rosemary party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in biodome herb garden politicians i spit on them please Music Music Music Music disgusting fumes for a mining site that are making me sick is dog despite fact is no air on moon i need to spend more time in clean air of biodome like comment disgusting fumes from mining sites party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in violence faithful commander leonid is always being at herb garden in biodome before a big speech im wondering why he must be loving smell of rosemary Music party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in biodome herb garden politicians i spit on them Music Music Music right Music disgusting fumes for a mining site that are making me sick is dog despite fact theres no air on moon i need to spend more Music party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in biodome herb garden politicians i spit on them too god damn bliss moodox i never worked so hard in old country commander leonid had better be having good answers in speech tonight i came to moon for this i am being so sick of working for mule for a mother blissk this treatment is being inhuman which granted is being maybe not shocking leonid had better be saying persuasive somethings in speech or i will be going on wildcat strike disgusting fumes for a mining site that are making me sick is dog despite fact is no air party leaders say all workers are being equal but i am working in disgusting minds while mighty commander leonid is spending all day in biodome herb garden politicians i spit on them grateful commander leonid is always being at herb garden in biodome before a big speech im wondering why he must be loving smell of rosemary Music grateful commander leonid is always being at herb garden in biodome before a big speech im wondering why you must be loving smell of rosemary oh god how am i going to face it i cant name them to erase of the giant space crabs from mars you see all this cliche in the book oh i am not fit to be a soviet hero Music Music ah good day comrades a comrade cosmonaut leonid why we have to work in such long hours at hard labor good question the blisk have you guys working way too hard and you know what its time we did something about it whos with me ugh leonid is right bliskevicks of taking advantage of our good natures but leonid why we have to leaving beloved country and coming to this hellhole da is being versed in virkloyansk in february Music thats what im saying no air no chicks this place sucks and its all the bliss fall is true leonid is saying what we are all thinking but leonid why we are never seeing beloved premier military duh he used to be flying him frequently for surprise holiday photo ops yeah mission accomplished that was being good one hes kind of busy you know partying in the mediterranean on his 50-foot yacht with the dallas cow pug cheerleaders dallas cowboy cheerleaders you are yanking with my chain well we are being stuck in unisex moon base pistons but comrade why we are not being allowed in the area northeast of here da what are you having to hide because millen cobb thinks youre too drunk and stupid to go over there without getting lost thats why drunk okay but stupid why that sofa we can no longer be trusting premier milankov oh it aint just milan kids the bliss thinks youre a bunch of morons too blisscovics also but they are always telling us soviet union will be ruling world dalianid what evidence you are having to mistrust bliskovics evidence theyre controlling your minds i am thinking comrade cosmonaut leonard is drinking too much revelate theyve taken over your entire government comrade leonid is perhaps watching too much american television theyre giant freaking lobsters from outer freaking space we are seeing long-term psychological effects of space travel poorly this is being outraged anything else can being endured if we are having vodka ah without vodka russia would have been democracy 200 years ago this will not be standing there has been no such thing as free lunch blizzcon yeah give me vodka or give me death duh yeah so what does this mean for the bliskovics bad news with obliques thats the spirit now get out there find the bliss and kill them crabbys dead full Applause Music run foreign oh dude Applause oh Music oh whats that sound Music Applause the radon array youll have to find a way to shut it down i expect you to do this ah so so Music uh oh oh foreign uh Applause Music lets go thank you wow Applause ah oh Music who is Applause Applause Music you need to increase the intensity of those radar emissions instantaneously were just going to have to take the risk do it crypto cross the beams cross them for all your worth you ask Music Music Applause Music come on Music come on Music come on Music Music Applause Music so Music well cryptosporidium once again you should unexpected plug youve stopped my weapon launching pity really we had such glorious renovation planes for that fantastic little planet but no matter youve nearly stabbed off the inevitable you cant fight progress furon you two big ten horn petty tyrant i fart bigger than you you think just because you can keep a few depressed peasants in line you can go toe-to-toe with me im the king of the world the master of disaster the baddest dude in the whole damn town king kong aint got nothing on me king kong died cryptosporidium i wonder would you be so sure of yourself if you knew our fiendish master plan really im gonna probe you so hard youre gonna be wearing diapers for a month i already take a weekly high colonic but thank you for the offer on the other hand i wonder would you be so bold if you knew our devilish masterplan get this through your monkey brain bill and cough we own that planet and theres not a damn thing that you or your ruski pals can do about it such plaster such overconfidence yet still you cant see the big picture i wonder would you feel so arrogant if you know the full scope of our fiendish master plan geez you guys just gotta have your monologues dont you okay i give whats your damn master plan let me guess you and the blisk are gonna spread those spores and enslave humanity commies and crabbies a match made in heaven small minds no imagination its nothing so mundane we dont give a damn about humanity cryptosporidium what we want from earth is the same thing you want survival so the crampies want a new crib whats wrong with mars mars is a desert an acid wasteland your fur on sought to death but earth is three-fifths water all it lacks is massive radioactivity to become a new eden and irradiated ocean paradise for blisk but what about the russians your people cant live in that my people oh you really are very bright are you why do you think weve waged cold war encouraged the buildup of nuclear arms could god what sane human would pursue such obvious suicide 1908 bliss warship crashes 1917 act of revolution told them that you of all creatures should know aliens among us youre not suggesting suggesting im telling you ladies stalin khrushchev trotsky please dont be ridiculous it helped that russian is so close to bliskish no coincidence of course the furions arent the only race who ever used earth for sure live basic cryptosporidium your foreign scheme the history of the soviet union is the history of police on earth the loss of a sports is a blow but in the end it makes no difference soon earth will be ours no more humans no more full of dna and theres not a goddamn thing you can do about it lestrovia cryptosporidium Music Music Music Music Music foreign bloody scientific hey parks oh whats it like being one of the floating dead its quite peaceful actually quiet no noise or distractions certainly no violence no wars or fighting of any kind frankly its boring the phlegm of me i hate it i want a new clone body i almost feel sorry for the poor guy almost now would be a good time to tell me about that ace up your sleeve you mentioned octopus id almost forgotten crypto youre a genius using pox lab ive created a new virus that will infect lets hope so ive arranged for it to be delivered to the moon by a new courier company oh whats the name the north american shipping association anyway everyone calls them nasa you wouldnt believe the cost of shipping to developing galaxies i should mention though there have been some uh complications give me the scoop on this virus its been a while since i had a flu shot super retrovirus omg wtf it attacks the blisk on a molecular level causing spontaneous cellular combustion poof no more blisk okay ill bite what kind of complications the delivery men are refusing to land without clearance from their boss a fellow called houston theyre just hovering there waiting for orders and let me guess were gonna give them those orders right exactly yeah im a regular rich little okay lets get contagious radar overloaded all flights are being suspended what if they are not letting me fly home for r and r okay okay be getting grippy evgeny at least con towers are still being operational Music not enough Music good work crypto tower if all of them arent active we wont be able to get a strong enough signal to crash over and get those towers up and running Music uh Music uh Music finally something is going my way i am being Music i am being soviet heroes i am not oh Music Music the cosmonauts are sending in anti-air anti-space forces to eliminate the moonlander too much damage and itll crash to the surface in a fiery cataclysm cool yes but we need it intact now get out there and whack those copies Music detonator on idle i feel tanned rested and ready landing zone activated Music is Music okay you got a problem Music is Music protect that lander Music im not sure Music dude for sure oh uh um Music oh houston tranquility base here the eagle has landed Music Music ah thats one small step for man one giant leap for mankind thats it what one small step for man one giant leap for mankind seven months and thats the best you could come up with but you didnt like it no i didnt like it its crap whered you find it on a cereal box i thought it sounded profound profound you wouldnt know profound if it hit you over the head with the camus novel you think merv griffins a deep thinker oh yeah commander big shot what are you going to do about it well the problem on this mission thats what sorry houston but i cant work another second with this jackass get in the car get in the car Music Music Music you you wont believe it the bliss skirt planning to kill humanity and turn earth into an irradiated water world i know oh well uh the good news is parks has concocted a virus which will cause the bliss to spontaneously combust i know oh howd you know im a spy its what i do okay well so what are we gonna do were going to bring these flolochi to their knees thats what ill release the virus you just keep those crabbies off me while i do it theyre not touching the hair on your pretty little head doll face trust me theyd better not i told you im allergic to shellfish but one way or another tavares this base is coming down hard i am so turned on right now i gotta ask in that how do you get into that suit shoehorns and vaseline baby if thats a pickup line were a match made in heaven so what do we know about this bliss base exactly we know it splits into two domed sections and its swarming with bliss warriors very unfriendly also the entire base is organic alive and much of it radioactive oh well guess if it was easy everybody be doing it huh hey its only the fate of our species right we can do this im ready are you ready im ready and spaceman good hunting rock and roll bye holly i felt that foreign the game oh oh over here Music Music i am pleased to have helped hey you know after a while that big blue mud ball starts to grow on ya i mean at first you think its a boil but its all right crystal you dont have to pretend i know how you feel about humans well not all humans Music natalia Music youre gonna pay for that you son of a Music is Music so about Music foreign Music im about to open Music uh Music Music Music so Music Music Music Music Music is and also Music wow Music so Music hmm Music look out i got a nasty ride Music Music Music Music Music Music crypto ive been ringing you for hours what in the galaxys going on out there sorry poxy uh just working on a little science project wait trip too youre finally showing an interest i knew one day youd make an excellent scientist if only you were probably motivated what is it physics biology little above a little up wait a minute im detecting residual heat from the cloning lab crypto you did it listen you little pustule if anyones getting a new clone around here it had better be me who was that creep telemarketer nothing to worry your sexy little head about whatever you say my insatiable alien loves her wake me up when youre ready for re-entry i made a few adjustments okay Music you can i link origin games to steam BENQ MOBIUZ MONITORS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS: 🔔 Remember to Subscribe and hit the bell! 🔔 SPECIAL THANKS TO THQ FOR PROVIDING US A FREE AND EARLY COPY OF 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