The new Hitman game is just pure nonsense

Coral island steamstar wars jedi fallen order steam deck HITMAN 3 game im here to infiltrate this high-class event i have to play the role of a rich businessman well silence servant im im jeff bezos death has arrived how does agent 47 get away with anything hes like the one bald guy in the world bottom bottom stealth well i can i can salvage this get the body come on lets get the body out of sight my new disguise i am a chameleon all right uh he doesnt see me the great escape okay i think im good theyll see the body but im gonna be nowhere near it this is the new hitman game and this is the new trend in games i hate it unknowingly they have been hired by a shadow client i forgot this game had a story all right my target is a  __  seagull hey someone clean this ketchup what does this button do that must have done something what does this button do  __  wait i made a hitman 2 video i dont even remember playing the game ill be honest here im kind of lost right now theres the target your death approaches it was just lost for a little bit so i cant have a gun with this disguise so ill just leave the assault rifle next to the produce i guess well i got a call from upstairs that the guest is hungry mr my new role is gordon ramsay this is him disposing of mediocre cooks are your workstation its a bloody mess give me the bloody chicken leg its  __  raw you have to slow cook it to perfection and then massage it just like so now for the secret ingredient olive oil just a touch of olive oil just a touch oh dear oh dear gorgeous let it rest for 30 seconds you really want those juices seeping into the meat hello sir you  __  donkey right foods ready then who ordered some death its right here you step forward its kobe beef medium rare theres some diced potatoes lemongrass curry sauce poison shrimp and chili im sure youll like my special mixture it allows you to phase through solid matter like a phantom the curry sauce can be a little overwhelming but you can just wash that down with toilet water it really brings out the flavor in your steak thats one target down shift im dedicated to bring this pan everywhere for the other target i can disguise myself as his bodyguard step aside im here to inspect the kitchen oh dear oh dear i do apologize ill just sneak in this way im gordon ramsay  __  no door can hold me where is the lamb sauce hello reporting for duty im the new bodyguard this is my standard issue frying pan you must be my new escort yes sir im here to escort you to your engrave sir please stay close we dont know whos a threat yes sir i trained with spec ops i was in the chef division im going now to the afterlife bye my dear say your goodbyes go on goodbye dad all right oh no what happened nobody pan nick well get to the bottom of this wheres my weapon worth it looks like youre at the end of your lifespan chicken banana hammer is this scott sterling how is he still alive smoothly done agent 47 next mission my new target is evil betty white lets go with a red suit and im thinking for this one we get loud i am become death the destroyer of worlds its still stealth because my weapon has a silencer no witnesses hey what are you doing are you witnessing oh jesus christ i forgot how difficult gunfights are in this game ill take you all on the reaper cometh theyre like a thousand no no no no no no no no no mission accomplished this one was pretty lame 47. everywhere forgot this game had a story next mission here at berlin its a nightclub in the middle of nowhere cool i havent gone clubbing in years i dont miss it im not lining up move aside i know the owner but this is a restricted area sorry what you want me to go to the back of the i  __  hate clubs ive never worked this hard to get into a club in my entire life knife all this just to dance to cardi b dont ask this ones pretty different my targets are some agents but i dont know who they are because theyre also undercover you know that feeling where you leave the dance floor and youre just alone with the silence and you realize how drunk you are now i know this isnt allowed oh is he one of the undercover agents hes just really dedicated to his job nice try agent banana hammock but you cant fool me i dont think look sir youre not on the list i cant let you in frankly i could give a  __  that you know the owner youre still not on the list i missed a very important step one of the agents was right here an earpiece im listening in they have no a haystack idea look for the one bald guy in the entire club i have assumed the role of a delivery guy i can poison the fast food kind of redundant but okay lets see where this leads who ordered the wings with the ranch dressing you  __  disgusting animal im assuming hes one of the undercover agents well that would make sense yeah eat up  __  thats not even the poison thats just the ranch dressing you know what same thing gonna kill him with my standard issue blueberry muffin please report unfortunately he has muffin to say that sucked hey guys what are you watching a cooking show you know im something of a chef myself Applause thank you not really sure what to do or where to go next but i have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well oh if im near one of them theyll use their earpiece i go by many names the pan predator the black panther but today just refer to me as hitpan tremaine are you still there nah hes everywhere this level is massive i havent even begun exploring the club yet how am i gonna find the other agents agent swann checking in found one so he goes over there to smoke next to the propane tank i will attempt the creative kill or i can just use the frying pan no resist the pan i gotta do this in style chef well let this be a lesson smoking kills agents one are you still there he is no more there can be only one swan and its on my merch page come get your drip got all the fan favorite memes in the form of capitalism this is the one i got for miro cant take it away from him theyre inseparable hes like father it is mine it fits him Music beautifully Music i guess you could say its craning men its horrible found the secret agent so he patrols this area i know what to do hey hows it going dont mind me just a regular dude got him and thats terrorism great party huh you guys have any valium or oh now this is cool drop that beat dj Music when that beat drops so will you its coming oh here here here here this is one of the coolest hitman levels ever and it can get even cooler get out get out of my booth leave leave here we go here we go build up to the drop whats this trigger climax if it was only that easy you ready for this are you ready for this hey hey this is the greatest moment of my life this is hitman and this is hit woman what i could not live with my own outfit and where does that bring me back to chef order up its good right you want to know my secret ingredient there is no secret ingredient im just kidding its cheese bottom bottom but um i am a true businessman im ready to inspect the facility now ive noticed some irregularities in your facility some discrepancies if you will is this it am i supposed to be impressed by your company im gonna stop what does this button do cool i mean well i found a sniper rifle thats right thats right keep walking you got the bastard hush  __  now go this weeks featured zen clan meme is me monetizing my puppies what youre complaining like the video and ill prepare you a special meal Music you how to permanently delete a game from steam who requires my services?►zan clan meme shirts ►My things Twitch: Twitter: Xbox: Sir Zanny Subreddit: Discord: ►Music used Giueseppe Musolino (Lu rè dillasprumunti) - Ndrangheta: ►Outro music: Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions steam invite friends to game shovel knight steam the best free vr games on steam ganadores steam deck game awards 2022 review a game steam