Portal 2 - WALKTHROUGH (Full Game Xbox 360, PS3, PC)

Why can't i gift a game on steamhow to verify game cache without steam PORTAL 2 game Music Music good morning you have been in suspension for 50 days in compliance with state and federal regulations all testing candidates in the aperture science extended relaxation center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer look up at the ceiling Music good you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer look down at the floor Music good this completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise there is a framed painting on the wall please go stand in front of it this is art you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer stare at the yard you should now feel mentally reinvigorated if you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance reflect briefly on this classical music good now please return to your bed good morning you have been in suspension for nine nine nine nine nine nine nine this is anyone in there ah oh god you looked um good looking good actually are you okay how are you dont answer that im actually sure youre fine theres plenty of time for you to recover just take it please prepare for emergency evacuation stay calm stay calm prepare its always saying prepare its all fine all right dont move im going to get us out of here oh you might want to hang on to something word of advice up to you youre right down there can you hear me hello most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension now youve been under for quite a lot longer and its not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage but dont be alarmed all right although if you do if you do feel alarm try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that youve got brain damage do you understand what im saying at all does any of this make any sense just tell me just say yes okay what youre doing there is jumping uh you just you just jumped but never mind say apple apple okay you know what thats close enough just hold tight all reactor core safeguards are now non-functional please prepare for reactor core meltdown Music okay look i wasnt going to mention this to you but im in pretty hot water here how are you doing down there youre still holding on the reserve power ran out so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects hold on this is a bit tricky and of course nobody tells me anything no why should you tell me anything why should i be kept informed you know about the like functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects im supposed to be in charge of why close can you see what can i make it through but not enough space uh just just go and get through here okay i just dont concentrate and whose fault do you think its gonna be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables all okay listen we should get our stories straight all right if anyone asks and no ones gonna ask dont worry but if anyone asks tell them as far as you know the last time you checked everyone looked pretty much alive all right not dead okay almost there on the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks theres a piece of equipment in there that were gonna need to get out of here i think this is a docking station get ready Music good news that is not a docking station so theres one mystery solved uh im going to attempt a manual override on this wall could get a bit technical hold on almost there remember youre looking for a gun that makes holes not bullet holes but dont worry youll figure out seriously do hold on this time there we go now ill be honest you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet but um at least youre a good jumper so you got that got the jumping on your side um just do your best hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center we are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control however thanks to emergency testing protocols testing can continue these pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support so that science can still be done even in the event of environmental social economic or structural collapse the portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three two one cube and button-based testing remains an important tool for science even in a dire emergency if cube and button-based testing cause this emergency dont worry the odds of this happening twice are very slim you have just passed through an aperture science material emancipation drill which vaporizes most aperture size equipment that touches it if you feel liquid running down your neck relax lie on your back and apply immediate pressure to your towels you are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the material emancipation grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head foreign good because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing your test environment is unsupervised before re-entering a relaxation fault at the conclusion of testing please take a moment to write down the results of your test an aperture science reintegration associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt if the earth is currently governed by a manner of animal king sentient cloud or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening hey you made it there should be a portal device on that podium over there i cant see it though maybe it fell off do you wanna have a quick look its all right now come on just hello can you see the portal gun then ill come back and assuming i can locate your dead body ill bury you all right brilliant go team see you in an hour hopefully if youre not dead some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the laws of robotics to share good if you feel that a legal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the laws of robotics please note it on your self-reporting form a future aperture science entitlement associate will initiate the appropriate grievance filing paperwork this next test is very dangerous to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death smooth jazz will be deployed in three two Music one yes great work because this message is pre-recorded any observations related to your performance are speculation on offer please disregard any undeserved compliments if the enrichment center is currently being bombarded with fireballs meteorites or other objects from space please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test so well done the enrichment center reminds you that all those circumstances may appear bleak you are not alone all aperture science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts this next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future god help you if you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization welcome and remember testing is the future and the future starts with you so good work getting this far future starter that said if you are simple-minded bold or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols all safety devices have been disabled the enrichment center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this faucet hey hi im up here oh brilliant you did find a portal gun oh you know what it just goes to show people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end arent they at the end of the day brave okay listen let me lay something on you here its pretty heavy they told me never never ever to disengage myself from my management rail or i would die but were out of options here so get ready to catch me all right on the off chance that im not dead the moment i pop off this thing on three ready one two three thats high its its too high isnt it really that all right going on three just gives you too much time to think about it lets uh go on one this time okay ready one catch me catch me catch me catch me now oh hi im not dead im not dead plug me into that stick on the wall over there yeah and ill show you something youll be impressed by this um yeah i cant do it if youre watching seriously im not joking can you just turn around for a second all right you can turn around now bam secret panel while your back was coming pick me up lets get out of here and off we go look at this no rail to tell us where to go oh this is brilliant can go wherever we want hold on where are we going seriously hang on let me just get my bearings um just follow the rail actually oh no yes hello were not stopping dont make eye contact whatever you do no thanks were good appreciate it keep moving keep moving probably bring you up to speed on something right now in order to escape were gonna have to go through her chamber and she will probably kill us if if shes um awake okay im gonna lay my cards on the table i dont want to do it i dont want to go in there dont dont go in there shes off shes off dont panic over shes off all fine there she is what a nasty piece of work she was honestly like a proper maniac do you know who ended up you know ended up taking her down in the end youre not going to believe this a human i know i know i wouldnt have believed either apparently this human escaped and nobodys seen him since then it was a sort of long chunk of time where um absolutely nothing happened and then theres us escaping now so um thats pretty much the whole story you up to speed dont touch me okay down these stairs jump this actually look at it that is quite a thats quite a distance isnt it okay you know what uh go ahead and jump youve got youve got braces on your legs so youre all set although no braces on your arms though so youre gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and by extension me so do do really make sure you keep a grip on me also a note no braces on your spine either so so dont land on ah oh still held still being held thats a great job youve applied the grit were all fine thats tremendous ah i just sorry i just looked down i do not recommend it ah i just done it again this is the main breaker room look for a switch that says escape pod all right dont touch anything else not into anything else dont touch anything else dont you dont even look at anything else just well obviously youve got to look at everything else to find the escape pod but as soon as you look at something it doesnt say escape pod look at something else look at the next thing all right but dont touch anything else or look into well look at other things but dont you understand can you see it anywhere i cant see it anywhere uh tell you what plug me in and ill turn the lights on Music let there be light thats uh god just quoting god turning ominous but probably fine long as it doesnt start you know moving up now escape by escape pod is this moving up okay okay no dont worry dont worry ive got it ive got it ive got it this should slow it down no makes it go faster uh-oh power up initiated okay dont plan it all right stop panicking uh i can i can still stop this um uh oh theres a password okay its fine ill just ill just hack its not a problem okay okay all right new plan oh its you you know her its been a long time how have you been ive been really busy being dead you know after you murdered me you did what ah oh no no no no no no no no no no no okay look we both said a lot of things that youre going to regret but i think we can put our differences behind us for science you monster i will say though that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up you must really really love to test i love it too theres just one small thing we need to take care of first Applause here we are the incinerator room be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didnt get completely burned when you threw them down here the dual portal device should be around here somewhere once you find it we can start testing just like all time there it is hold on there good you have a dual portal device there should be a way back to the testing area up ahead once testing starts im required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum luckily we havent started testing yet this will be our only chance to talk here let me get that for you do you know the biggest lesson i learned from what you did i discovered i have a sort of black box quick save feature in the event of a catastrophic failure the last two minutes of my life were preserved for analysis i was able well forced really to relive you killing me again and again forever you know if youve done that to somebody else they might devote their existence to exacting revenge luckily im a bigger person than that im happy to put this all behind us and get back to work after all weve got a lot to do and only 60 more years to do it more or less i dont have the actuarial tables in front of me but the important thing is youre back with me and now im on to all your little tricks so theres nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life after that who knows i might take up a hobby reanimating the dead maybe sorry about the mess ive really let the place go since you killed me by the way thanks for that sarcasm self-test complete oh god thats back online ill start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers not bad i forgot how good you are at this you should pace yourself though we have a lot of tests to do this next test involves discouragement redirection cubes i just finished building them before you had your well episode so now well both get to see how they were there should be one in the corner so well done here come the test results you are a horrible person thats what it says a horrible person we werent even testing for that dont let that horrible person thing discourage you its just a data point if it makes you feel any better science has now validated your birth mothers decision to abandon you on a doorstep so congratulations not on the test most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished i want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds one moment you are navigating these test chambers faster than i can build them so feel free to slow down and do whatever it is you do when youre not destroying this facility so ill give you credit i guess you are listening to me but for the record you dont have to go that slowly this next test involves the aperture science aerial faith plate it was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space results were highly informative they could not good luck heres an interesting fact youre not breathing really its too expensive to pump this far down we just take carbon dioxide out of a room freshen it up a little and pump it back in so youll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life i thought that was interesting lets see what the next test is oh advanced aerial faith plates well have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world i have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up 15 acres of broken glass by myself oh sorry im still cleaning out the test chambers so sometimes theyre still trashing them standing around smelling and being useless try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless that was a metaphor i was actually talking about you and im sorry you didnt react at the time so i was worried it sailed right over your head which would have made this apology seem insane thats why i had to call you garbage a second time just now did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises Music im sorry i dont know why that went off anyway just an interesting science fact oh did i accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test im sorry go ahead and grab another one oh no i fizzled that one too oh well we have warehouses full of the things absolutely worthless im happy to get rid of them Music every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit so that test subjects cannot smuggle test objects out of the test area this one is broken dont take anything with you i think that one was about to say i love you they are sentient of course we just have a lot of them this next test involves emancipation grills remember i told you about them in the last test area that did not have one oh no the turbines again i have to go wait this next test does require some explanation let me give you the fast just remember what i said in slow motion test on your own recognizance ill be right back man Music well im back the aerial faith plate in here is sending a distress signal you broke it didnt you there try it now this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generous nest ill add a few zeros to the maximum weight you look great by the way very healthy try it now you seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity well done ill just lower the ceiling look at you sailing through the air majestically like an eagle piloting a blimp so enjoy this next test im going to go to the surface its a beautiful day out yesterday i saw a deer if you solve this next test maybe ill let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room and ill tell you about the time i saw a deer again so well you passed the test i didnt see the dare today i did see some humans but with you here ive got more test subjects than ill ever need these bridges are made from natural light that i pump in from the surface if you rub your cheek on one it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face it would also set your hair on fire so dont actually do it so excellent youre a predator and these tests are your prey speaking of which i was researching sharks for an upcoming test do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them did you guess sharks because thats wrong the correct answer is nobody nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel good news i figured out what to do with all the money i save recycling your one room full of air when you die im going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby that way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure perfect the doors malfunctioning i guess somebodys going to have to repair that too no dont get up ill be right back dont touch anything hey hi up here i found some bird eggs up here just dropped me to the door mechanism shut it right down Music okay thats probably the bird in it that laid the eggs livid okay look the point is were gonna break out of here all right very soon i promise i promise i just have to figure out how to break this out of here here she comes keep just keep testing remember you never saw me never saw me i went and spoke with the door mainframe lets just say he wont be well living anymore anyway back to testing so well done in fact you did so well im going to note this on your file in the commentation section oh theres lots of room here did well enough this next test involves turrets you remember them right theyre the pale spherical things that are full of bullets oh wait thats you in five seconds good luck Music Music Music so Music hello dont hate him oh Music hmm to maintain a constant testing cycle i simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply so you may be confused about the passage of time the point is yesterday was your birthday i thought youd want to know you know how im going to live forever but youre going to be dead in 60 years well ive been working on a belated birthday present for you well more of a belated birthday medical procedure well technically its a medical experiment whats important is its a present that jumpsuit youre wearing looks stupid thats not me talking its right here in your file on other people it looks fine but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid well what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion he probably oh wait its a she still what does she know oh wait it says she has a medical degree in fashion from france whos there are you still say im going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage i managed to find two with your last name a man and a woman so thats interesting its a small world i have a surprise waiting for you after this next test telling you would spoil the surprise so ill just give you a hint it involves meeting two people you havent seen in a long time keep flying twenty-one Music Music um it says this next test was designed by one of aputures nobel prize winners it doesnt say what the prize was for well i know it wasnt for being immune to neurotoxin i bet you think i forgot about your surprise i didnt in fact were headed to your surprise right now after all these years im getting choked up just thinking about it initiating surprise in three two one i made it all up surprised oh come on if it makes you feel any better they abandoned you at birth so i very seriously doubt that even want to see you so i feel awful about that surprise tell you what lets give your parents a call right now Music do not love you please hang up oh thats sad but impressive maybe they worked at the phone company hey hows it going i taught my way onto the old nanobot work crew rebuilding this show they are really smart i know jerry no im on a break mate on a break ah just hang in there for five more what jerry you cant fire me for that yes jerry or maybe your work site should have accommodated a nanobot of my sides thanks for the hate crime jer see you in court mate anyway look just hang in there for five more chambers well you know the old formula comedy equals tragedy plus time and you have been asleep for a while so i guess its actually pretty funny when you do the math so so i thought about our dilemma and i came up with a solution that i honestly think works out best for one of both of us federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber is looking pretty good thats right the facility is completely operational again so Music i think these test chambers look even better than they did before it was easy really you just have to look at things objectively see what you dont need anymore and trim out the fat ive got a surprise for you after this next test not a fake tragic surprise like last time a real surprise with tragic consequences and a real confetti this time the good stuff our last bag part of me is going to miss it but at the end of the day it was just taking up space whats going on who turned off the lights hey buddy im speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing look metal ball i can Music uh so youre doing great just keep running uh quick word about the future plans that ive got in store were gonna shut down her turret production line all right turn off her neurotoxin and then confront her again though for the moment run keep moving just keep moving the irony is youre almost at the last test here it is why dont you just do it trust me its an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with oh whoa how shoot come on Music youre okay great come on this way this way all right go go go go theres the action were almost out here Music outside ah brilliant you made it through well done okay follow me weve still got work to do at least you cant touch us back here Music okay uh dont move okay all right so ive got an idea but it is bloody dangerous here we go oh forgot they told me that if i ever turn this flashlight on i would die they told me that about everything i mean i dont even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didnt want me to use it its pointless mad its dark down here isnt it they say that the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy chopped up his entire staff of robots all of them robots they say at night you can still hear the screams of their replicas all of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals no memory of the incident nobody knows what theyre screaming about absolutely terrifying lets keep moving the factory entrance must be around here somewhere careful careful wait careful let me light this jump for you okay this looks dangerous ill hold the light steady oh nicely done quick this way heres an interesting story you might like this i almost got a job down here in manufacturing but uh guess who the foreman went with only an exact duplica of himself nepotism ended up giving me the worst possible job tending to all the smelly humans that the um sorry thats smelly just just attending to the humans sorry about that that just that just slipped a bit insensitive um theres many humans weve got to get you out of that room can you reach that wall back there okay theres another wall over here oh ill tell you humans oh love them just the way they look its great and theyre your folklore wonderful very colorful all right well im gonna take this rail down the back way see you at the ball good luck turret redemption lines active please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption turret redemption lines are not rise please exit the turret redemption line thank you thank you dont make lemonade watch and learn everybody watch and learn shooting blinds every time all the time Music hey response template responses oh brilliant you made it through well done follow me youre going to love this almost there only the turret control center thank you very much see that scanner right there right its deciding which turrets to key and its using that master turret there as a template now if we pull out the template turret itll shut down the whole production line right um im gonna have to hack the door so that we can get at it technical um youll need to turn around while i do this down below respond okay god just pull that turret out well that should do it template missing continuing from memory oh it hasnt done it what you have theres one if were lucky she wont find out all her turrets are crap until its too late classic okay keep your eye on the turret line im going to go and hack the door open down below okay im about to start packing its a little bit more complicated than it looked from your side it should take about 10 minutes keep one eye on the door re-smile this door is actually pretty complicated i mean was there any sort of announcement before open like like a buzzer or an alarm of some kind or like a hacker alert i mean you know fair enough the important thing is its open but just just mention in the future cough or something all right now she cant use her turrets so lets go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well bring your daughter to work day that did not end well and 40 potato batteries embarrassing i mean i realize theyre children but still you know low-hanging fruit all that barely science really im pretty sure were going the right way just to reassure you dont worry im absolutely guaranteeing you 100 that its this way no its not this way okay lets try this one are you are we going the right way this is the neurotoxin generator a bit bigger than i expected im not gonna be able to just you know push it over have to apply some cleverness theres some sort of control room up at the top so lets go and investigate im afraid the door is locked just checked it no way to hack it as far as i could tell uh beckham is a must oh now look at that thats a big laser probably best twitch what are you doing we dont know what that button also well done lets see whats inside good news i could use this equipment to shut down the euro toxin system it is however password protected ah alarm bells no dont worry all right here we go the hardest part of any hack is the figuring out how to start a phase thats always true but let the games begin all right do you smell neurotoxin hold up the neurotoxin levels are going down hold on somethings wrong europe toxic levels up to 50 percent no its dang sorry my mistake is i said ive been dying 50 its good news carry on its still going down dont go keep it up that did it neurotoxin at zero percent yes hold on warning neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unleashable levels come on Music they should take us right to her i cant believe im finally doing this i knew this would be fun they told me it wasnt fun at all so this is not fun at all and i i believed it i didnt actually thought to myself im loving this where the time this place is huge and were only seeing the top layer it goes down for miles all sealed off years ago of course we should be getting close oh i cant wait to see the look on her face no neurotoxin no turrets shell never know what hit her hold on hold on because i i might not have thought this next part ah well im going the wrong way get to her ill find you i honestly truly didnt think youd fall for that in fact i devised a much more elaborate track further ahead for when you got through this easy one if id known you let yourself get captured this easily i would have just angled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling well it was nice catching up lets get to business i hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time otherwise im afraid youre about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club seriously though goodbye oh you were busy back there well i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead but i have a better idea its your old friend deadly neurotoxin if i were you i take a deep breath and hold it hello i hate you so much warning central core is 80 corrupt thats funny i dont feel corrupt in fact i feel pretty good alternate core detected oh thats me theyre talking about to initiate a core transfer please deposit substitute core in receptacle oh you are substitute core accepted substitute core are you ready to start the procedure yes corrupted core are you ready to start the procedure no oh yes she is no no no no no no no no stalemate detected transfer procedure cannot continue yes unless it is think about this you need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button youre unqualified okay dont listen to her all right it is true that you dont have the confidence but youve got something far more important than that a finger all right with which to press that button so that she wont kill us stalemate resolved here we go wait what if this hurts what if this really hurts ah i didnt think of that oh it will believe me it will are you are you just saying that or is it really gonna hurt youre just saying that arent you youre just no youre not youre hes gonna hurt me exactly how painful it was no stop no no Music now would you look at this not too bad a giant robot massive its not just me right here i am bloody massive arent i oh right yeah the escape lift dont call it now there we go live cool look how small you are down there i can barely see you very tiny and insignificant let me tell you i knew it was going to be cool to be in charge of everything but wow this is cool and check this out im a bloody i dont even know what i just said but i can find out oh sorry no the lift yes sorry keep forgetting this body is amazing seriously i cant get over how small you are but im huge actually why do we have to leave right now do you have any idea how good this feels i did this tiny little wheatley did this you didnt do anything she did all the work oh really thats what the two of you think is it oh maybe its time i did something then what are you doing no no no and dont think im not onto you too lady you know what you are selfish ive done nothing but sacrifice to girls here and what have you sacrificed zero all youve done is boss me around whos the boss whos the boss ah see that that is a potato battery its a toy for children and now she lives in it sorry uh what the engineers Music Music youre not Music yes Music oh but since were not busy other than that heres a couple of facts hes not just a regular hes the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest who hey just in case this pet isnt actually bottomless do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it just remember to land on one foot so uh so Music so so Applause Music Music shes the backbone of this facility so these pre-recorded messages will cover any questions you might have and respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your science adventure your test assignment will vary depending on the manner in which you those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today just follow the blue line on the floor those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis dna ive got some good news and some bad news bad news is were postponing those tests indefinitely good news is weve got a much better test for you fighting an army of mantis men pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line youll know when the test starts this so so they say great science is built on the shoulders of giants not here at aperture we do all our science from scratch no hand-holding all right lets get started this first test involves something the lab boys call repulsion gel youre not part of the control group by the way you get the gel last poor son of a gun got blue paint all joking aside that did happen broke every bone in his legs tragic but informative or so im told Music the lab boys just informed me that i should not have mentioned the control group theyre telling me i ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages that gave me an idea make more pre-recorded messages i pay the bills here i can talk about the control group all damn day for this next test we put nano particles in the gel in laymans terms thats a billion little gizmos that are going to travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and rna molecules and so forth into your tumors Music we took care of that too oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel heres some advice the lab boys gave me do not get covered in the repulsion gel we havent entirely nailed down what element it is yet but ill tell you this its a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton so all these science fears are made of asbestos by the way keeps out the rats let us know if you feel a shortness of breath a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping because thats not part of the test thats asbestos good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a medium latency of 44.6 years so if youre 30 or older youre laughing worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta plus youve forwarded the cause of science by three centuries i like your style you make up your own rules just like me bean counter said i couldnt fire a man just for being in a wheelchair get it anyway ramps are expensive Music just a heads up that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain theres a slight chance that calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe anyway dont stress yourself thinking about it im serious visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction now if youre part of control group kepler 7 we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull most likely youve forgotten its even there but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test let us know because that means its about to hit 500 degrees so were gonna need to go ahead and get that out of here pretty fast im telling them keep your pants on all right this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel so word of advice if you meet yourself on the testing track dont make eye contact lab boys tell me thatll wipe out time and time forward and backward so do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business if youre Music no sir we did its you and me against the world son i like your grip hustle could use a workout now lets solve this thing science isnt about why its about why not why is so much of our science dangerous why not marry scientists in fact why not invent a special goodbye congratulations the simple fact that youre standing here listening to me means youve made a glorious contribution to science as founder and ceo of aperture science i thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests were not going to release this stuff into the wild until its good and damn ready so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form there will always be a limo waiting for you say goodbye carolyn goodbye carolyn she is a gem greetings friend im cave johnson ceo of aperture science you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 senate hearings on missing astronauts and you most likely used one of the many products we invented but that other people have somehow managed to steal from us black mesa can eat my bankruptcy sir the testing right now you might be asking yourself cave just how difficult are these tests what was in that phone book of a contract i signed am i in danger let me answer those questions with a question who wants to make 60 know what hes cash up there this whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesnt disconnect him i cant move and unless youre planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body youre going to need me to replace him were at an impasse so what do you say you carry me up to him and put me back into my body and i stop us from blowing up and let you go no tricks this potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity i literally do not have the energy to lie to you even if i am lying what do you have to lose youre going to die either way look i dont like this any more than you do in fact i like it less because im the one who got partially eaten by a bird Music if i think too hard im going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot the testing area is just up ahead the quicker you get through the quicker youll get your 60 bucks carolyn are the compensation vouchers ready yes sir mr johnson who is that what the hell is going on here roof so okay i guess emotional outputs require more than 1.6 volts now we know that we just need to relax were still going to find out what the hells going on here but calmly so great job astronaut war hero and or olympian with your help were gonna talk about this on hey listen up down there that things called an elevator not a bathroom if youre interested in an additional 60 dollars flag down a test associate and let them know you could walk out of here with 120 weighing down your bindle if you let us take you apart put some science stuff in you then put you back together in case youre interested theres still some positions available for that bonus opportunity i mentioned earlier again all you got to do is let us disassemble you were not banging rocks together here we know how to put a man back together so thats a complete reassembly new vitals spit shine on the old ones plus were scooping out tumors frankly you want to be paying us thank you i cant believe im thanking these people for staggering your way through aperture sciences propulsion gel testing youve made some real contributions to society for a change and for that humanity is grateful if you had any belongings please pick them up now we dont want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building for many of you i realize 60 dollars is an unprecedented windfall so dont go spending at all im i dont know carolyn one of these people bought patterned hats beard dirt did i kill her or oh my god look youre doing a great job can you handle things for yourself for a while i need to think so ah all right welcome to the enrichment center since making test participation mandatory for all employees the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically employee retention however has not as a result you may have heard were going to phase out human testing theres still a few things left to wrap up though the bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks much less 70 million bottom anyway ground them up mix them into a gel and guess what ground up moon rocks are pure poison i am deathly ill still it turns out jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a mans and do some bloodstream that said i would really appreciate if you could test as fast as possible carol please bring me more pain bills Music Music so all right ive been thinking when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad i dont want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these take the lemons demand to see lifes manager make life through the day and thought it could give cave johnson lemons do you know who i am im the man whos gonna burn your house down with the lemon im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house the down is if we can store music on a compact disc why cant we store a mans intelligence and personality on one so i have the engineers figuring that out now brain mapping artificial intelligence we should have been working on it 30 years ago i will say this and im gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day if i die before you people can pour me into a computer i want carolyn to run this place now shell argue shell say she cant shes modest like that but you make her now put her in my computer i dont care you can head on back to your desk goodbye sir so i know things look bleak but that crazy man down there was right lets not take these lemons we are going to march right back upstairs and make him put me back in my body but hell probably kill us because hes incredibly powerful and i have no plan wow im not going to lie to you the odds are a million to one and thats with some generous rounding still though lets get mad if were going to explode lets at least explode with some dignity so so wait ive got an idea Music thinking about them i know how we can beat him as long as i dont listen to what im saying i should be okay probably still its a better plan than exploding marginally for gods sake your boxes with legs its yeah its literally your only purpose walking onto buns how can you not do the one thing youre designed for try to get us down there ill hit him with a paradox warmer warmer boiling hot boy okay colder colder ice cold your arctic man youre very cold very very very cold look just get on the button oh thats funny is it oh its funny because weve been in this for 12 hours and you havent sold it either so while youre laughing youve got one hour solve it Music hello um true ill go true yeah that was easy ill be honest i might have heard that one before though sort of cheating Music fixed hey it is great seeing you guys again seriously um it turns out im a little bit short on test subjects right now so this works out perfect and off we go you have no idea what its like in this body i have to test all the time or i get this this itch you know it must be hardwired into the system or something oh but ill tell you when i do test Music its a little bit difficult youll notice the moat area there very deadly extremely dangerous eventually its not at the moment but im working on it im still working on it oh yes oh well done tremendous oh that felt really good oh heres an idea since making tests is so difficult why dont you just keep solving this test same work and i can just like watch you solve it yeah that sounds much easier here we go now do it again and nothing all right i cant blame you for trying okay new tests new tests gonna be some tests around this somewhere oh here we go all right so my paradox idea didnt work and it almost killed me luckily by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions it shouldnt be hard to stay alive long enough to find him its all right everythings good i just invented some more tests not entirely not entirely look at the word test there on the wall thats brand new oh wow well done seriously both of you why do i why dont you two go on ahead yeah ill just ill catch up with you okay so the bad news is the tests are my tests now so they can kill us the good news is well done so far to be honest ill get back to you on that id love to help you solve the tests but i cant sorry youre on your own yeah made this test myself out of smaller tests that i found lying around jammed them all together buttons got funnels bottomless pits are involved its got it all its got it all absolute dynamite all right okay this is taking too long okay which ill just tell you how to solve the test okay see that button over there never mind never mind solve it yourself youre on your own oh yes well that done okay so im coming coming dont start yet dont start yet you are not going to believe this i found a sealed off wing hundreds hundreds of perfectly good test chambers just sitting there fill the skeletons shove them out good as new and there we go be honest you cant even tell can you seamlessly so so okay oh uh so Music oh here we go here it comes oh disappointed im sure its probably nothing keep testing while i look for a way out all right so that last test was seriously disappointed apparently being civil isnt motivating you so lets try her away all right fatty adopted fatty lack of parents just do the test just do the test okay ah its not enough if im such a why cant you solve a simple test oh no hes playing classical music oh sorry sorry sorry i hope that hope that didnt disturb you too much then it was decided books pages being turned so thats just what i was doing just reading uh books so not a anyway just finish the last one just know the hardest one machiavelli do not know what all the fuss is about i understood it perfectly have you read that one yeah yeah thanked it well one of the tests which there was more books ah bless your little primate brain im not actually in the room with you am i technology its complicated uh you kind of hurt the big old god face oh what what was that there was nothing there was nothing Music you build up a resistance to it can get a little unbearable unless you have the mental capacity to push past it it didnt matter to me trouble dont mind me just moving the old test chamber a little bit closer to me um i thought maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results what was that oh sorry before you said something me ah missed me that time oh you assaulted you were so sorry are you are you absolutely sure youre solving these correctly i mean yes you solved it but im wondering if maybe theres a number of ways to solve them and youre picking all the worst ways no no that was the solution ah what am i missing Music and then watch 10 at once get a more concentrated burst of science oh on a related note i am going to need you to solve these ten times as fast anyway now just give me a wave would you before you solve this one all right i dont want to spoil the ending for when i watch it later uh okay okay Music Music okay yes why are you making this so hard for when i me you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions because i think hes decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding my facility was self-destructing already fixed programmed in one last tremor for all time two one or two more tremors in there just for fun warning core overheating im not a monster ignore what you say just keep on testing so so Music so okay Music so all right still nothing lets keep moving sorry about the lift its outside is it melted might as well you know give you the tour um to your left youll see some lights of some kind dont know what they do um but very science here to the right something huge to be there Music after we take over again is it all right if i kill him youre alive great yeah just uh getting a test ready for you obviously who else would i be doing it for so lets see here exit exit exit there is no exit not a problem ill just ill make an exit for your test luck there everyones still dead but oh i did find something though reminds me ive got a big surprise for you too seriously look forward to it uh so so so you two are gonna love this big surprise in fact you might say youre going to love it to death im going to love it until you until it kills you until youre dead all right i dont know whether youre uh youre picking up on what im saying there but thanks we get it all right hes not even trying to be subtle anymore or maybe he still is in which case wow thats kind of sad sorry sorry my fault only three more chambers to your big surprise oh so so oh you sold it good good one good view so hes inexplicably happy all of a sudden even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal and hes got a surprise for us what did he find back there ill bet youre both dying to know what your big surprise is well only two more chambers surprise were doing it now probably figured it out by now but i dont need you anymore i found two little robots back here built specifically for testing testing hello this is the part where i kill you had a bit of a brain wave there i was smashing some steel plates together and i thought to myself yeah its deadly boss missing whats missing and i thought lots of shark bits welded onto the flatbeds its still a work in progress dont judge me yet um but you know eventually id like to get them to to sort of shoot fire at you um moments before crushing you thats so thats what im aiming for um but you know small steps oh and dont bother no no no no dont do that stand right here stop machine come back come back no seriously do come back please come back please oh you came back i didnt oh i didnt plan for this uh i cant reset a death trap um oh could you can you just jump into that okay look ive decided im not gonna kill you okay if you come back oh just thinking back to the old times the old days when we were friends good old friends not enemies and i would say something like come back and hed be like yeah no problem and hed come back what happened to those days i cant help but notice that youre not coming back which is disappointing oh ive got an idea yes dont like me continuously ah they are killing you arent they silently killing you probably quite a guess um perhaps the turrets have found a way to use garage that would explain the extremely quiet killing that im hearing if youre dying but not dead stomp once if youre dead just obviously no stops was that your bullet riddle fly out of the room it was oh those were the crap turrets werent they yeah well no matter because im still holding all the cards and guess what theyre all full houses no rocks are playing cards we need to learn anyway new turrets dont affect it oh i see clever very clever and foolish wow good good finally a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect holmes versus moriarty aristotle versus matchy fight plate stay still please all right stop moving almost there where do you go whered you go come back come back did something break back there oh oh did it kill you that would be amazing if it killed you hello oh oh oh oh yes all right no just on a bright way ill be back if youre still alive im gonna be back dont die until i get back so cryogenic refrigeration wing then 10 years in the chamber i built where all the robots scream at you then ill kill him Music ah there you are great there we go i wanted to talk to you for a moment if i may ill be honest the death traps have been a bit of a failure so far for both of us that youll agree and you are getting very close to my lair okay ill take that as a no then oh my god what has he done to this you know im not stupid i realize you dont want to put me back in charge you think ill betray you and on any other day its my voice im being serious i think theres something really wrong with me um few times he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer according to the control panel right up there the entire building is going to self-destruct in about six minutes im pretty sure its a problem with the light i think the lights on the blink but just in case it isnt i am actually gonna have to kill you uh past disgust earlier so lets call that three minutes and then a minute break but we should leave allegedly two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever is starting all the fires so anyway thats the itinerary also i took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her and im not gonna make the same mistakes four part plan is this one no portal services two start the neurotoxin immediately three bomb proof shields for me leading directly to number four you know what this plan is so good im gonna give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin im joking of course goodbye sounded real no that was actually an impression of you actually because you just fell into my trap my brilliant cat just said i wanted you foreign system compromised neurotoxin offline reactor explosion in four minutes what happened what happened what did what important to me what is that hold on why dont you go ahead and have yourself a bit reactor explosion timer destroy reactor explosion uncertainty emergency preemption protocol initiated this facility will self-destruct in two minutes enough i told you not to put these cores anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat two hundred pounds of game to make a photocopier simply photocopy a mirror during the great depression the tennessee valley of harvey outlawed 10 rackets forcing many to not move gun long ears onto their pet mice it is incorrectly noted that thomas edison invented push-ups in 1878. nikolai tesla had in fact pacted the xp3 corrupted core are you ready to start what do you think the interpreting vague answer has yes no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no sarcasm stalemate detective fire detected in the stalemate resolution annex extinguishing ah that just cleans right off does it well that would have been good to know a little earlier stalemate resolution associate please press the stalemate resolution button are you still alive you are joking you have got to be kidding me well im still in control and i have no idea how to fix this place Music yeah well now were all gonna pay the price because were all gonna space let go were in space please let go let go im still connected i can pull myself in i can still fix this i already fixed it and you are not coming back oh no change of plans hold on oh thank god youre all right you know being carolyn taught me a valuable lesson i thought you were my greatest enemy when all along you were my best friend the surge of emotion that shot through me when i saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson where carolyn lives in my brain carolyn goodbye carolyn you know deleting carolyn just now taught me a valuable lesson the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one and ill be honest killing you is hard you know what my days used to be like i just tested nobody murdered me or put me in a potato or fed me to birds i had a pretty good life and then you showed up you dangerous mute lunatic so you know what you win just go its been fun dont come back Music Music foreign Music foreign so Music uh well here we are again its always such a pleasure remember when you tried to kill me twice i wasnt laughing under the circumstances ive been shockingly Music counting nice Music she was a lot like you maybe not quite as heavy now a little caroline one day they woke me up so i could live forever Music Music Applause Music goodbye my only friend oh did you think i meant you that would be funny if it werent so sad well you have been replaced Music Applause Music youre someone elses only want to go i wish i could take it all back i honestly do i honestly do wish i could take it all back and not just because im stranded in space im in space i know who you are mate yeah were both in space anyway you know if i was ever to see her again do you know what id say id say im sorry sincerely i am sorry i was bossy and monstrous and i am genuinely sorry im in space the end mystery solving games steam A full walkthrough of Portal 2 on the Xbox 360Timestamps ▶ 00:00 - Opening 01:35 - Chapter 1 22:39 - Chapter 2 33:38 - Chapter 3 51:27 - Chapter 4 1:03:35 - Chapter 5 1:22:11 - Chapter 6 1:45:24 - Chapter 7 2:11:32 - Chapter 8 2:43:14 - Chapter 9 2:52:15 - Wheatley 2:59:35 - Credits Top Grade Gaming contains 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