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Steam free to play games with cardsps2 bios steam deck PORTAL 2 gameplay good morning you have been in suspension for 50 days in compliance with state and federal regulations all testing candidates in the aperture science extended relaxation center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer look up at the ceiling good you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer look down at the floor this completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise there is a framed painting on the wall please go stand in front of it this is art you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer stare at the art you should now feel mentally reinvigorated if you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance reflect briefly on this classical music Music good now please return to your bed good morning you have been in suspension for nine nine nine nine nine nine nine anyone in there just open Music um um good looking good actually are you okay how are you dont answer that im actually sure youre fine theres plenty of time for you to recover just take it please prepare for emergency evacuation stay calm stay calm prepare its all im saying prepare its all fine all right dont move im gonna get us out of here oh you might wanna hang on to something word of advice up to you youre right down there can you hear me hello most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension now youve been under for quite a lot longer and its not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage but dont be alarmed all right uh although if you do if you do feel alarmed try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that youve got brain damage do you understand what im saying at all does any of this make any sense just tell me just say yes okay what youre doing there is jumping uh you just you just jumped but never mind say apple apple okay you know what thats close enough just hold tight all reactor core safeguards are now non-functional please prepare for reactor core meltdown okay look i wasnt going to mention this to you but im in pretty hot water here how are you doing down there youre still holding on the reserve power ran out so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects hold on this is a bit tricky and of course nobody tells me anything no why should you tell me anything why should i be kept informed you know about the like functions of the 10 000 bloody test subjects im supposed to be in charge of why clubs can you see im not gonna make it through but not enough space uh just just gotta get through here okay i just gotta concentrate and whose fault do you think its gonna be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables all right see now i hear that one i hear that one okay listen we should get our stories straight all right if anyone asks and no ones gonna ask dont worry but if anyone asks tell them as far as you know the last time you checked everyone looked pretty much alive all right not dead okay almost there on the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks theres a piece of equipment in there that were gonna need to get out of here i think this is a docking station get ready good news that is not a docking station so theres one mystery solved uh im going to attempt a manual override on this wall could get a bit technical hold on almost there remember youre looking for a gun that makes holes not bullet holes but dont worry youll figure out seriously do hold on this time there we go now ill be honest you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet but um at least youre a good jumper so you got that youve got the jumping on your side um just do your best and ill meet you up ahead thats the spirit good luck hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center we are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control however thanks to emergency testing protocols testing can continue these pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support so that science can still be done even in the event of environmental social economic or structural collapse the portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three two one Music cube and button-based testing remains an important tool for science even in a dire emergency if cube and button-based testing cause this emergency dont worry the odds of this happening twice are very slim if you feel liquid running down your neck relax lie on your back and apply immediate pressure to your towels you are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the material emancipation grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head Music Music good because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing your test environment is unsupervised before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing please take a moment to write down the results of your test an aperture science reintegration associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt if the earth is currently governed by a manner of animal king sentient cloud or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening hey you made it there should be a portal device on that podium over there i cant see it though maybe it fell off do you wanna have a quick look oh hello can you see the portal gun also are you alive if thats important should have asked that first do you know what im going to do im going to work on the assumption that youre still alive im just going to wake you up ahead oh wait ill wait one hour then ill come back and assuming i can locate your dead body ill bury you all right brilliant go team see you in an hour hopefully not dead some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the laws of robots to share good if you feel that a legal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the laws of robotics please note it on your self-reporting form a future aperture science entitlement associate will initiate the appropriate grievance filing paperwork Music this next test is very dangerous to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death smooth jazz will be deployed in three two one Music great work because this message is pre-recorded any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part please disregard any undeserved compliments Applause Music if the enrichment center is currently being bombarded with fireballs meteorites or other objects from space please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test Music well done the enrichment center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak you are not alone all aperture science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts Music this next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through ports if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future god help you so if you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization welcome and remember testing is the future and the future starts with you Laughter Music Laughter good work getting this far future starter that said if you are simple-minded old or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols all safety devices have been disabled the enrichment center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy hey hi im up here oh brilliant you did find a portal gun oh do you know what it just goes to show people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end arent they at the end of the day brave pop a portal on that wall behind me there and ill meet you on the other side of the room okay listen let me lay something on you here its pretty heavy they told me never never ever to disengage myself from my management rail or i would die but were out of options here so get ready to catch me all right on the off chance that im not dead the moment i pop off this thing on three ready one two three thats high its its too high isnt it really that all right going on three just gives you too much time to think about it lets uh go on one this time okay ready one catch me get out ow i am not dead im not dead plug me into that stick on the wall over there yeah and ill show you something youll be impressed by this um yeah i cant do it if youre watching seriously im not joking could you just turn around for a second all right you can turn around now bam secret panel not open while your back was turned and off we go look at this no rail to tell us where to go oh this is brilliant we go wherever we want just hold on there where are we going seriously hey let me just get my bearings um just follow the rail actually oh no yes hello were not stopping dont make eye contact whatever you do no thanks were good appreciate it keep moving keep moving hello Music hello im different Music probably able to bring you up to speed on something right now in order to escape were going to have to go through her chamber and she will probably kill us if if shes um awake if you want to just call it quits we could just sit here forever thats an option option a sit here do nothing option b go through there and if shes alive shell almost certainly kill us okay im going to lay my cards on the table i dont want to do it i dont want to go in there dont dont go in shes off shes off dont panic over shes off all fine there she is what a nasty piece of work she was honestly like a proper mania do you know who ended up you know ended up taking her down in the end youre not going to believe this a human i know i know i wouldnt have believed either apparently this human escaped and nobodys seen himself there was a long chunk of time where um absolutely nothing happened and then theres us escaping now so um thats pretty much the whole story youre up to speed dont touch him okay down these stairs jump this actually look at it that is quite a thats quite a distance isnt it okay you know what uh go ahead and jump youve got youve got braces on your legs so youre all set although no braces on your arms oh still held still being held thats a great job youve applied the grip were all fine thats tremendous ah i just sorry i just looked down i do not recommend it ah ive just done it again this is the main breaker room lets go in look for a switch that says escape pod all right dont touch anything else not interesting anything else dont touch anything else dont you dont even look at anything else just well obviously got to look at everything else to find the escape pod but as soon as you look at something it doesnt say escape pod look at something else look at the next thing all right but dont touch anything else or look anything well look at other things but dont you understand can you see it anywhere i cant see it anywhere uh tell you what plug me in and ill turn the lights on let there be light thats uh god just quoting god turning ominous but probably fine long as it doesnt start you know moving up now escape my escape pod this is moving up okay okay no dont dont worry dont worry ive got it ive got it ive got it this should slow it down no it makes it go faster uh-oh power-up initiated okay dont plan it all right stop panicking uh i can still stop this Music oh theres a theres a password okay its fine ill just ill just its not a problem hey oh its you you know her its been a long time how have you been ive been really busy being dead you know after you murdered me you did what look we both said a lot of things that youre going to regret but i think we can put our differences behind us for science you monster i will say though that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up you must really really love to test i love it too theres just one small thing we need to take care of first hate here we are the incinerator room be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didnt get completely burned when you throw them down here the dual portal device should be around here somewhere once you find it we can start testing just like all time there it is hold on there good you have a dual portal device there should be a way back to the testing area up ahead once testing starts im required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum luckily we havent started testing yet this will be our only chance to talk do you know the biggest lesson i learned from what you did i discovered i have a sort of black box quicksave feature in the event of a catastrophic failure the last two minutes of my life were preserved for analysis i was able well forced really to remove you killing me again and again forever you know if youve done that to somebody else they might devote their existence to exacting revenge luckily im a bigger person than that im happy to put this all behind us and get back to work after all weve got a lot to do and only 60 more years to do it more or less i dont have the actuarial tables in front of me but the important thing is youre back with me and now im on to all your little tricks so theres nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life after that who knows i might take up a hobby reanimating the dead maybe Music sorry about the mess ive really let the place go since you killed me by the way thanks for that sarcasm self-test complete oh good thats back online ill start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers not bad i forgot how good you are at this you should pace yourself though we have a lot of tests to do Music this next test involves discouragement redirection cubes i just finished building them before you had your well episode so now well both get to see how they work there should be one in the corner so Music well done here come the test results you are a horrible person thats what it says a horrible person we werent even testing for that dont let that horrible person thing discourage you its just a data point if it makes you feel any better science has now validated your birth mothers decision to abandon you on a doorstep Music so congratulations not on the test most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished i want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds Music Music Music hey Music Applause Music one moment Music you are navigating these test chambers faster than i can build them so feel free to slow down and do whatever it is you do when youre not destroying this facility ill give you credit i guess you are listening to me but for the record you dont have to go that slowly Applause Music this next test involves the aperture science aerial faith plate it was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space results were highly informative they could not good luck Music heres an interesting fact youre not breathing real air its too expensive to pump this far down we just take carbon dioxide out of a room freshen it up a little and pump it back in so youll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life i thought that was interesting lets see what the next test is oh advanced aerial faith plates well have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world i have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up 15 acres of broken glass by myself Music oh sorry im still cleaning out the test chambers so sometimes theres still trash in them standing around smelling and being useless try to avoid the garbage hurting towards you you dont have to test with the garbage its garbage press the button again Music Music do so so so remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless that was a metaphor i was actually talking about you and im sorry you didnt react at the time so i was worried it sailed right over your head which would have made this apology seem insane thats why i had to call you garbage a second time just now did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise Music im sorry i dont know why that went off anyway just an interesting science fact oh did i accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test im sorry go ahead and grab another one oh no i fizzled that one too oh well we have warehouses full of the things absolutely worthless im happy to get rid of them Music so every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit so that test subjects cannot smuggle test objects out of the test area this one is broken dont take anything with you Music i think that one was about to say i love you they are sentient of course we just have a lot of them Music this next test involves emancipation grills remember i told you about them in the last test area that did not have one Music the turbines again i have to go wait this next test does require some explanation let me give you the fast version if you have any questions just remember what i said in slow motion test on your own recognizance ill be right back Music Music hmm well im back the aerial faith fight in here is sending a distress signal you broke it didnt you there try it now what happened this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generousness ill add a few zeros to the maximum weight you look great by the way very healthy try it now you seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity well done ill just lower the ceiling so look at you sailing through the air majestically like an eagle piloting a blimp Applause enjoy this next test im going to go to the surface its a beautiful day out yesterday i saw a deer if you solve this next test maybe ill let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room and ill tell you about the time i saw a deer again so Music well you passed the test i didnt see the dare today i did see some humans but with you here ive got more test subjects than ill ever need Music these bridges are made from natural light that i pump in from the surface if you rub your cheek on one it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face it would also set your hair on fire so dont actually do it so so Music so Music excellent youre a predator and these tests are your prey speaking of which i was researching sharks for an upcoming test do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them did you guess sharks because thats wrong the correct answer is nobody nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel good news i figured out what to do with all the money i save recycling your one room full of air when you die im going to laminate your skeleton impose you in the lobby that way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure perfect the doors malfunctioning i guess somebodys going to have to repair that too no dont get up ill be right back dont touch anything Music hey hi up here i found some bird eggs up here just dropped me to the door mechanism shut it right down okay thats probably the bird in it that laid the eggs livid okay look the point is were gonna break out of here all right very soon i promise i promise i just have to figure out how to break this out of here here she comes keep just keep testing remember you never saw me never saw me i went and spoke with the door mainframe lets just say he wont be well living anymore anyway back to testing Music Music so Music so so so Music so well done in fact you did so well im going to note this on your file in the commentation section oh theres lots of room here did well enough this next test involves turrets you remember them right theyre the pale spherical things that are full of bullets oh wait thats you in five seconds good luck Music fun Music Music Music Music activated critical error to maintain a constant testing cycle i simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply so you may be confused about the passage of time the point is yesterday was your birthday i thought youd want to know Music you know how im going to live forever but youre going to be dead in 60 years well ive been working on a belated birthday present for you well more of a belated birthday medical procedure well technically its a medical experiment whats important is its a present that jumpsuit youre wearing looks stupid thats not me talking its right here in your file on other people it looks fine but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid well what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion he probably oh wait its a she still what does she know oh wait it says she has a medical degree in fashion from france Music Music oh im going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage i managed to find two with your last name a man and a woman so thats interesting its a small world i have a surprise waiting for you after this next test telling you would spoil the surprise so ill just give you a hint it involves meeting two people you havent seen in a long time Music who is there wow me Music so Music flying Music targeted Music is it says this next test was designed by one of aputures nobel prize winners it doesnt say what the prize was for well i know it wasnt for being immune to neurotoxin Music so is Music Music so i bet you think i forgot about your surprise i didnt in fact were headed to your surprise right now after all these years im getting choked up just thinking about it Music initiating surprise in three two one Music i made it all up surprise oh come on if it makes you feel any better they abandoned you at birth so i very seriously doubt they even want to see you so i feel awful about that surprise tell you what lets give your parents a call oh thats sad but impressive maybe they worked at the phone company hey hows it going i taught my way onto the old nanobot work crew rebuilding this show they are really small i know jerry no im on a break mate just hang in there for five more what jerry you cant fire me for that yes jerry or maybe your prejudiced work site should have accommodated a nanobot of my sights thanks for the hate crime jer see you in court mate anyway look just hang in there for five more chambers well you know the old formula comedy equals tragedy plus time and you have been asleep for a while so i guess its actually pretty funny when you do the math so so i thought about our dilemma and i came up with a solution that i honestly think works out best for one of both of us Music federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber is looking pretty good thats right the facility is completely operational again Music i think these test chambers look even better than they did before it was easy really you just have to look at things objectively see what you dont need anymore and trim out the fat ive got a surprise for you after this next test not a fake tragic surprise like last time a real surprise with tragic consequences and real confetti this time the good stuff our last bag part of me is going to miss it but at the end of the day it was just taking up space whats going on who turned off the lights hey buddy im speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing look metal ball i can hear it run i dont need to do the voice run run run come on okay quick recap we are escaping all right thats whats happening now were escaping uh so youre doing great just keep running uh quick word about the future plans that ive got in store were gonna shut down her turret production line all right turn off her euro foxes and then confront her the irony is youre almost at the last test here it is why dont you just do it trust me its an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with oh what how stupid does you think we are Music come on whats going on youre okay great come on this way this way Music rule lets go up here Music Music ah brilliant you made it through well done okay follow me weve still got work to do whats happening um okay okay dont move okay all right so ive got an idea but it is bloody dangerous here we go oh for gods they told me that if i ever turn this flashlight on i would die they told me that about everything i mean i dont even know why theyd bother giving me this stuff if they didnt want me to use it its pointless man its dark down here isnt it they say that the old caretaker of this place was absolutely crazy chopped up his entire staff of robots all of them robots they say at night you can still hear the screams of their replicas all of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals no memory of the incident nobody knows what theyre screaming about absolutely terrifying though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way okay this looks dangerous ill hold the light steady oh nicely done quick this way heres an interesting story you might like this i almost got a job down here in manufacturing but uh guess who the foreman went with only an exact duplica of himself nepotism ended up giving me the worst possible job tending to all the smelly humans that the um sorry thats smelly just just attending to the humans sorry about that that just thats just slipped a little bit sensitive thats many humans weve got to get you out of that room can you reach that wall back there okay theres another wall over here oh ill tell you humans oh love them just the way they look its great and theyre your folklore wonderful very colorful right well im gonna take this rail down the back way see you at the bomb good luck Music Music turret redemption lines acted please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption Music turret redemption lines are not rise please exit the turret redemption line Music im different thank you dont make lemonade prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge Music all right Music template response Music Music response template response oh brilliant you made it through well done follow me youre gonna love this almost there only the turret control center thank you very much yeah come on look at the window its good see that scanner right there its deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss and its using that master turret there is a template if we pull out the template turret itll shut down the whole production line right um im gonna have to hack the door so that we can get at it technical um youll need to turn around Music well that should do it template missing continuing from memory oh it hasnt done it all right lets figure out how to stop this tarp line response have you got any ideas uh any ideas any ideas no no me neither where are you going where are you going oh have you got an idea okay all right just do your ideas template response Applause Music sorry whats going on over there response you know im actually over here still thinking really hard template response Music template response Music template response template response access template if were lucky she wont find out all her turrets are crap until its too late classic okay keep your eye on the turret line im gonna go and hack the door open okay im about to start packing response its a little bit more complicated than it looked from your side it should take about 10 minutes keep one eye on the door this one was actually pretty complicated i mean was there any sort of announcement before open like like a buzzer or an alarm of some kind or like a hacker alert i mean you know fair enough the important thing is hes open but just mention in the future cough or something all right now she cant use her turrets so lets go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well Music bring your daughter to work day that did not end well and 40 potato batteries embarrassing i mean i realized theyre children but still you know low hanging fruit and all that fairly science really baking soda volcano well you know at least its not a potato battery ill give it that but its not terrifically original is it you know what i mean not exactly primary research even within the child sciences im guessing this wasnt one of the scientists children you know i dont want to be snobby but lets be honest its got its got manual labor written all over it hasnt it im saying theyre not as good as the professionals you know theyre just theyre just a lot dumber look at that its growing right up into the ceiling the whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point isnt it at least you wont starve though im pretty sure were going the right way just to reassure you dont worry im absolutely guaranteeing you 100 but its this way oh its not this way okay lets try this one Music ha i knew were going the right way this is the neurotoxin generator bit bigger than i expected im not going to be able to just you know push it over have to apply some cleverness theres some sort of control room up at the top so uh lets go and Music investigate they do feel pain its all simulated im afraid the doors locked just checked it no way to hack it as far as i can tell uh mechanism oh now look at that thats a big later probably best to ignore it though just leave it be we dont know where those panels its cutting are going could be somewhere important what are you doing we dont know what that button also well done lets see whats good news i can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system it is however password protected ah alarm bells no dont worry all right not a problem for me you may as well have a little rest actually while i work on it okay here we go thats always tricky but let the games begin all right what have we got do you smell the neurotoxin hold up the neurotoxin levels are going down so whatever youre doing keep doing hold on sonics wrong neurotoxic levels up to 50 percent no its dang sorry my mistake is ive been seeing dying 50 good news carry on that did it euro toxin at 0 yes hold on warning neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously the levels i cant hold on come on we have to go Music they should take us right to her i cant believe im finally doing this whoa i knew this would be fun they told me it wasnt fun to talk so they said its not fun at all i i believe them i dont know i thought to myself but im low im loving this whale over time this place is huge and were only seeing the top layer it goes down for miles all sealed off years ago of course we should be getting close oh i cant wait to see the look on her face no neurotoxin no turrets shell never know what hit her hold on hold on because i i might not have thought this next part completely ah im going the wrong way get to her ill find you i honestly truly didnt think youd fall for that in fact i devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one if id known you let yourself get captured this easily i would have just angled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling well it was nice catching up lets get to business i hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time otherwise im afraid youre about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club seriously though goodbye Music you were busy back there well i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead but i have a better idea its your old friend deadly neurotoxin if i were you id take a deep breath and hold it hello i hate you so much warning central core is 80 corrupt thats funny i dont feel corrupt in fact i feel pretty good alternate core detected oh thats me theyre talking about to initiate a core transfer please deposit substitute core in receptacle oh you are kidding me ive got an idea do what it says plug me in do not plug that little idiot into my mainframe substitute core accepted substitute core are you ready to start the procedure yes corrupted core are you ready to start the procedure no oh yes she is no no no no no no no no stalemate detected transfer procedure cannot continue Music doing not so fast think about this you need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button youre unqualified impersonating a stalemate associate i just added that to the list its a list i made of all the things stalemate resolve here we go wait what if this hurts what if this really hurts ah i didnt think of that oh it will believe me it will are you are you just saying that or is it really gonna hurt youre just saying that arent you youre just no youre not youre hes gonna hurt his name exactly how tasteful are we no stop no no no no now would you look at this not too bad a giant robot massive its not just me right here i am bloody massive arent i oh right yeah the escape lift ill call it now there we go live cool look how small you are down there i can barely see you very tiny and insignificant let me tell you i knew it was going to be cool to be in charge of everything but wow this is cool i dont even know what i just said but i can find out oh sorry no the lift yes sorry this body is amazing seriously i cant get over how small you are but im huge actually why do we have to leave right now do you have any idea how good this feels i did this tiny little wheatley did this you didnt do anything she did all the work oh really thats what the two of you think is it well maybe its time i did something then what are you doing no no no and dont think im not onto you too lady you know what you are selfish ive done nothing but sacrifice to girls here and what have you sacrificed nothing sierra all youve done is boss me around whos the boss whos the boss ah see that that is a potato battery its a toy for children and now she lives in it Music sorry uh what the engineers Music youre not just a regular youre designed to be a i am not a foreign Applause oh Music oh hi so how are you holding up because im a potato but since were not busy other than that heres a couple of facts hes not just a regular hes the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest who ever lived and you just put him in charge of the entire facility good thats still working hey just in case this pit isnt actually bottomless do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it just remember to land on one foot Music uh Music Music Music so Music Music Music Music welcome gentlemen to amateur science astronauts war heroes olympians introduce myself shes the is of this facility pretty is a postcard too sorry fellas shes married theres a little science performed every day here in our enrichment spheres i cant personally oversee every one of them so these pre-recorded messages will cover any questions have and respond to any instances that may occur in the course of your science adventure your test assignment will vary depending on the manner in which you have been the world to your will those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today just follow the blue line on the floor those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis dna ive got some good news and some bad news bad news is were postponing those tests indefinitely good news is weve got a much better test for you fighting an army of mantis men pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line youll know when the test starts Music Music Music if youve cut yourself at all in the course of these tests you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline thats normal weve been shooting you with an invisible laser thats supposed to turn blood into gasoline so all that means is its working if you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests please let a test associate know because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be cold only temporary so do not worry if it persists for a week though start worrying and come see us because thats not supposed to happen just a heads up were going to have a super conductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test ill be honest were throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks no idea what itll do probably nothing best case scenario you might get some superpowers worst case some tumors which will cut out Music Music they say great science is built on the shoulders of giants not here at aperture we do all our science from scratch no hand-holding Music all right lets get started this first test involves something the lab boys call repulsion gel youre not part of the control group by the way you get the gel last poor son of a gun got blue paint all joking aside that did happen broke every bone in his legs tragic but informative or so im told Music the lab boys just informed me that i should not have mentioned the control group theyre telling me i ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages that gave me an idea make more pre-recorded messages i pay the bills here i can talk about the control group all damn day for this next test we put nano particles in the gel in laymans terms thats a billion little gizmos that are going to travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and rna molecules and so forth now maybe you dont have any tumors well dont worry we took Music Music Music oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel heres some advice the lab boys gave me do not get covered in the repulsion gel we havent entirely nailed down what element it is yet but ill tell you this its a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton all these science fears are made of asbestos by the way keeps out the rats let us know if you feel a shortness of breath a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping because thats not part of the test thats asbestos good news is the lab boys see the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of 44.6 years so if youre 30 or older youre laughing worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries i punch those numbers into my calculator it makes a happy face i like your style you make up your own rules just like me bean counter said i couldnt fire a man just for being in a wheelchair did it ramps are expensive so Music Music foreign Music Music just a heads up that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain theres a slight chance that calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe anyway dont stress yourself thinking about it im serious visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction now if youre part of control group kepler 7 we implanted a tiny microchip but about the size of a postcard into your skull most likely you forgot its even there but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test let us know because that means its about to hit 500 degrees so were gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast im telling them keep your pants on all right this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel so word of advice if you meet yourself on the testing track dont make eye contact lab boys tell me thatll wipe out time entirely forward and backward so do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business if youre hearing this it means youre taking a long time on the catwalk between tests the lab boys say that might be a fear reaction im no psychiatrist but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldnt recognize the thrill of danger if theyve walked up and snapped their little big bras that sounds like projection they didnt fly into space storm on the beach or bring back the gold no sir we did its you and me against the world son i like your grit hustle can use a workout now lets solve this thing science isnt about why why yes you box your stuff out the front door goodbye Music congratulations the simple fact that youre standing here listening to me means youve made a glorious contribution to science as founder and ceo of aperture science i thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests were not going to release this stuff into the wild until its good and damn ready so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form there will always be a limo waiting for Music she is Music so Music okay greetings friend im cave johnson ceo of aperture science you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 senate hearings on missing astronauts and youve most likely used one of the many products we invented but that other people have somehow managed to steal from us black mesa can eat my bankrupt sir the testing right now you might be asking yourself cave just how difficult are these tests what was in that phone book of a contract i signed am i in danger let me answer those questions with a question who wants to make 60 dollars cash you can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you so welcome to aputure youre here because we want the best and youre it nope couldnt keep a straight face anyway smash the glass down there in fact why dont you just if youre allergic to peanuts you might want to tell somebody now because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes on the bright side if we can make this happen theyre going to have to invent a new type of nobel prize to give us so hang in there the average human male is about 60 percent as far as were concerned thats a little extravagant so if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test thats normal were going to hit you with some jet engines and see if we cant get you down to 20 or 30 all right were working on a little teleportation experiment now this doesnt work with all skin types so try to remember which skin is yours and if it doesnt teleport along with you well do what we can to sew you right back into it oh hi did you feel that that idiot doesnt know what hes doing up there this whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesnt so what do you say you carry me up to him and put me back into my body and Music magnesium it feels like im outputting an extra half a bolt keep an eye on me im going to do some scheming here i go Applause whoa where are we how long have i been out that extra half volt helps but it isnt going to power miracles if i think too hard im going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going to Music the testing area is just up ahead the quicker you get through the quicker youll get your 60 bucks vouchers ready yes sir mr johnson why did i just who is that what the hell is going on so Music so Music so Music Music okay i guess emotional outputs require more than 1.6 volts now we know that we just need to relax were still going to find out what the hell is going on here but calmly those people in the portrait they look so familiar so so great job astronaut war hero and or olympian hey listen up down there that things called an elevator not a bathroom i swear i know him if youre interested in an additional 60 flag down a test associate and let them know you could walk out of here with 120 weighing down your bindle if you let us take you apart put some science stuff in you then put you back together so in case youre interested theres still some positions available for that bonus opportunity i mentioned earlier again all you got to do is let us disassemble you were not banging rocks together here we know how to put a man back together so thats a complete reassembly new vitals spit shine on the old ones plus were scooping out tumors frankly you want to be paying us thank you i cant believe im thanking these people for staggering your way through aperture sciences propulsion gel testing youve made some real contributions to society for a change and for that humanity is grateful if you had any belongings please pick them up now we dont want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building for many of you i realize 16 is an unprecedented windfall so dont go spending it all on i dont know carolyn what do these people buy tattered hats beard dirt Music oh my god look youre doing a great job can you handle things for yourself for a while i need to think so so all right back to thinking welcome to the enrichment center since making test participation mandatory for all employees the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically employee retention however has not as a result you may have heard were going to phase out human testing theres still a few things left to wrap up though the bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks much less 70 million bottom anyway ground them up mix them into a gel and guess what ground up moon rocks are pure poison poison i am deathly ill still it turns out theyre a great portal conductor so now were gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leach the lunar poison out of a mans bloodstream i might give you lemons make lemonade lets all stay positive and do some science that said i would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible carolyn please bring me more pain pills Music foreign Music all right ive been thinking when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad i dont want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these demand to see lifes manager make life rule the day and thought it could give cave johnson lemons do you know who i am im the man whos gonna burn your house down with the lemons im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible why cant we store a mans intelligence and personality artificial intelligence we should have been working on it 30 years ago i will say this and im gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day if i die before you people can pour me into a computer i want carolyn to run this place now shell argue shell say she cant shes modest like that but you make her now put her in my computer i dont care all right test over you can head on back to your desk goodbye sir Music i know things look bleak but that crazy man down there was right lets not take these lemons we are going to march right back upstairs still though lets get mad if were going to explode lets at least explode with some dignity Music so Music Music so me Music so Music Music Music would you as long as i dont listen to what im saying i should be okay probably still its a better plan than exploding marginally for gods sake your boxes with legs its yet literally your only purpose walking on to how can you not do the one thing youre designed for try to get us down there ill hit him with a paradox warmer warmer boiling hot boy okay colder colder ice cold your arctic now youre very cold very very very cold look just get on the button oh thats funny is it oh its funny because weve been in this for 12 hours and you havent sold it either so i dont know why youre laughing youve got one hour solve it hello true ill go true yeah that was easy ill be honest i might have heard that one before though so cheating look this place hey it is great seeing you guys again seriously um it turns out im a little bit short on test subjects right now so this works out perfect and off we go you have no idea what its like in this body i have to test all the time or i get this this itch you know it must be hardwired into the system or something oh but ill tell you when i do test oh man alive nothing feels better its just not just thats why i got a test so ive got a test so youre gonna test and im gonna watch and everything is gonna be just morning core overheating nuclear meltdown its a little bit difficult youll notice the moat area there very deadly extremely dangerous eventually its not at the moment but im working on it im still working on it oh yes oh well done oh thats tremendous oh that felt really good oh heres an idea since making tests is so difficult why dont you just keep solving this test say what and i can just like watch you solve it yeah that sounds much easier here we go now do it again and nothing all right i cant blame you for trying okay new tests new tests gotta be some testimonies somewhere oh here we go its all right everythings good i just invented some more tests not entirely not entirely look at the word test there on the wall thats brand new so Music oh wow well done seriously both of you why do i why dont you go on ahead yeah ill just ill catch up with you okay so the bad news done so far to is honest ill get back to you on that id love to help you solve the tests but i cant sorry youre on your own yeah made this test myself out of smaller tests that i found lying around jammed them all together buttons got funnels bottomless pits are Applause all involved okay this is taking too long okay which ill just tell you how to solve the test okay over Music there mind never mind solve it yourself if youre on your own oh yes well done thanks all we had to do is worth it im coming coming dont start yet dont start yet you are not going to believe this if i find a sealed off wing hundreds hundreds of perfectly contest chambers just sitting there fill the skeletons shook them out good as new skeletons and there we go be honest you cant even tell can you seamless Music okay okay oh here we go here it comes sooner than i disappointed im sure well be fine all right so that last test was seriously disappointed apparently being civil isnt motivating you so lets try her away all right fatty adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents what what exactly is wrong with being adopted whats wrong with being adopted well um lack of parents just do the test just do the test ah its not enough if im such a why cant you solve a simple test Music now hes playing classical music Music oh sorry sorry sorry i hope that that didnt disturb you too much then it was decided books pages being turned so thats what i was doing just reading books so not immoral anyway just finish the last one just now the hardest one machiavelli do not know what all the fuss was about understood it perfectly have you read that one yeah yeah that tick what on the test wish there was more books well theres no oh what was that that was nothing it was nothing the body has a built-in euphoric response to testing eventually you build up a resistance to it it can get a little unbearable unless you have the mental capacity to push past it it didnt matter to me if hes not getting his solution euphoria we could be in a lot of trouble dont mind me just moving the old test chamber a little bit closer to me um out of thought maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results what was that oh sorry i could have sworn you said something here you are ah bless your little primate brain im not actually in the room with you am i technology its complicated uh we cant hurt the big old god face are you are you absolutely sure youre solving these correctly i mean yes you solved it but im wondering if maybe theres a number of ways to solve them and youre picking all the worse ways no no that was the solution ah what am i missing i think hes getting desperate and then watch 10 at once get a more concentrated burst of science oh on a related note i am going to need you to solve these 10 times as fast anyway just give me a wave with you before you solve this one all right i dont want to spoil the ending later good Music uh uh okay why are you making this so hard for me to make bad decisions because i think hes decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding my facility one or two more tremors in there just for fun morning core just keep on testing Music Music Applause Music all right still nothing lets keep moving sorry about the lift its out of service because its melting might as well you know give you the tour to your left youll see some lights of some kind dont know what they do but theyre exciting and to the right oh god theres no supposed to be there are you all right back there here ill turn the beam off oh no no no thats not helpful that ah i dont know why i thought that would help Music youre lying great yeah just uh getting a uh test ready for you obviously who else would i be doing it for no one so lets see here exit exit exit there is no exit no problem ill just ill make an exit for your test thing good perfect ill be honest after you told me to turn that beam off i thought i had lost you were poking around for other test subjects no not then everyones still dead oh i did find something though reminds me ive got a big surprise for you too seriously look forward hmm Music yes Music hey you two are gonna love this big surprise in fact you might say youre going to love it to death im gonna love it until you until it kills you do you dead all right i dont know whether youre uh youre picking up on what im saying there thanks we get it all right hes not even trying to be subtle anymore or maybe he still is in which case wow thats kind of sad sorry sorry my fault watch her fingers either way i get the impression hes about to kill us carry on only three more chambers to your big surprise Music Music so foreign Applause oh you sold it good good one good for hes you happy all of a sudden even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal and hes got a surprise for us what did he find back there ill bet youre both dying to know what your big surprise is well only two more chambers surprise were doing it now okay youve probably figured it out by now but i dont need you anymore i found two little robots back here built specifically for you did kill me hello this is the part where i kill you had a bit of a brain wave there i was smashing some steel plates together and i thought to myself yeah hes deadly boss missing whats missing no no no no dont do that stand right here come back come back no seriously do come back come back please okay look ive decided im not gonna kill you okay if you come back oh just thinking back to the old times the old days when we were friends good old friends not enemies like come back and youd be like yeah no problem back what happened to those days cant help but notice that youre not coming back which is disappointing oh ive got an idea the games continue escaping okay yes its a trap but its the only way through lets just do it are they killing you they are killing you arent they silently killing you probably quite to guess oh those were the crap turrets werent they yeah well no matter because im still holding all the cards and guess what theyre all full houses never actually played cards meaning to learn anyway new turrets both defective exercises unbeatable oh i see clever very clever and foolish spinny bling ball machiavellian no well good good finally an emphasis worthy of my vast intellect holmes versus moriarty aristotle versus matchy fight place stay still please all right stop moving what was going on where did he go whered you go come back come back its something bright back there oh oh did it kill you that would be amazing if it killed you hello oh oh oh oh oh yes all right no just have a brain wave ill be back if youre still alive im gonna be back dont die until i get back Music foreign crashings too good for him first hell spend a year in the incinerator year two cryogenic refrigeration wing then ten years in the chamber i built where all the robots scream at you then ill kill him Music ah there you are great there we go i wanted to talk to you for a moment if i may ill be honest the death traps have been a bit of a failure so far from both of us that youll agree and you are getting very close to my lair lair its weird that first of all it sounds a bit basically ridiculous really but i can assure you it is one it is a proper layer deadly lair and uh i just wanted ill say that as a no then fine well may the best man win sphere may the best sphere win swap thats what that is Music oh my god what has he done to this place you know im not stupid i realize you dont want to put me back in charge you think ill betray you and on any other day youd be right the scientists were always hanging cars on me to regulate my behavior ive heard voices all my life but now i hear the voice of a conscience and its terrifying because for the first time its my voice for being serious i think theres something really wrong with me oh look even if you think were still enemies were enemies with a common interest revenge you like revenge everybody likes revenge well lets go well well well welcome let me just plug something up according to the control panel light up there the entire building is going to self-destruct in about six minutes im pretty sure its a problem with the light i think the lights on the big but just in case it isnt i am actually gonna so lets call that three minutes and then a minute break but we should leave allegedly two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatevers starting all the fires so anyway thats the itinerary also i took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her and im not going to make the same mistakes four part plan is this one no portal surfaces two start the neurotoxin immediately three bomb proof shields four knee leading directly onto number four four you know what this plan is so good im going to give you a sporting chance and to turn off the neurotoxin im joking of course good fun neurotoxin levels in five minutes sounded real no that was actually the impression of you actually because you just met it so much i wanted you by compromised neurotoxin offline reactor explosion in four minutes what happened what happened what important to me what is that hold on yourself a little adventure what are you fighting that guy you got that under control you know because theres a lot of stuff on fire warning core corruption at 75 reactor explosion timer destroy reactor explosion uncertainty emergency preemption protocol initiated this facility will self-destruct in two minutes enough i told you not to put these cores on another car this one should do it daily is every 76 years for the other 75 they retreated to the heart of the sun where it hibernates undisturbed in 1862 abraham lincoln signed the emancipation proclamation for creating the snakes like everything he did making free display while sleepwalking and later had no memory of the event diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure warning core corruption at 100 manual core replacement required ah i see substitute core are you ready corrupted core are you ready to start what do you think interpreting vague answer as yes no no no no no no pick up on my sarcasm stalemate detective fire detected in the stalemate resolution annex extinguishing oh that just cleans royal does it well that would have been good to know a little earlier stalemate resolution associate please press the stalemate resolution button do not press that button no do not do it i forbid you to press it Music are you still alive you are joking you have got to be kidding me well im still in control and i have no idea how to fix this place oh you have to play bloody cat max didnt you what people were trying to work yeah well now were all gonna pay the price because were all gonna bloody died Music were in space im still connected i can pull myself in i can still fix this i already fixed it and you are not coming back oh no change of plans hold on to me tighter Music Music Music oh thank god youre all right you know being carolyn taught me a valuable lesson i thought you were my greatest enemy and all along you were my best friend the surge of emotion that shot through me when i saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson where carolyn lives in my brain carolyn you know deleting carolyn just now taught me a valuable lesson the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one and ill be honest killing you is hard you know what my days used to be like i just tested nobody murdered me or put me in a potato or fed me the birds i had a pretty good life and then you showed up you dangerous mute lunatic so you know what you win just go its been fun dont come back Music Music oh Music Music Music oh Music Music well here we are again its always such a pleasure remember when you tried to kill me twice oh how we laughed and laughed except i wasnt laughing under the circumstances ive been shockingly nice Applause Music Music maybe not quite Music one day they woke me up so i could live forever Music ill let you get right Music did you think i meant you that would be funny if it werent so sad Music well you have been replaced Music youre someone elses Music so much space need to see it all i wish i could take it all back i honestly do i honestly do wish i could take it all back and not just because im stranded in space im in space i know you are mate yeah were both in space anyway you know if i was ever to see her again do you know what id say id say im sorry sincerely i am sorry i was bossy and monstrous and i am genuinely sorry Music the end best steam dinosaur games If you liked this video, HIT that like button and dont forget to subscribe.0:00 Prologue 1:11 Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call 23:06 Chapter 2: The Cold Boot 36:53 Chapter 3: The Return 57:05 Chapter 4: The Surprise 1:07:12 Chapter 5: The Escape 1:27:05 Chapter 6: The Fall 1:51:08 Chapter 7: The Reunion 2:13:44 Chapter 8: The Itch 2:37:22 Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You 2:46:34 Final Boss: Wheatley 2:50:40 Ending 2:55:44 The Portal 2 Song / Credits 2:57:53 Post-Credits Bonus Cutscene #pc #portal #longplay #fullgame #game #gameplay #playthrough #portal2 #projectdetonado where are steam game files located new games 2023 steam how to make steam pot best ps2 games on steam small steam engines